Lyrics

[Intro] (I'm just your everyday normal—) [Verse 1] I am an Aqutallion I'm buildin' up my battalion At Gang-Plank Galleon I'm looking for a stallion To ride like Epona 'Til we're both in comas Effortless, still shone up Like Exor: Corona But I am not Link I'm the fucking Landstalker Taking King Nole's treasure So that I can finally prosper Socially, I'm awkward Shocker Mallow's not a tadpole And I hate Frogger Plum-Plums and EkeEkes Get me really geeky But don't be disarmed Because I'm really sneaky And it's looking bleak "Please be discreet" Asks if I follow I answer, "Completely" 'Cause I'll play the game I'll even let you beat me Oblivious that I've already won My elite three Delete me, delete this Just don't take my saves-zzz I hate this, I'll fake it Rap game Paracelsus [Verse 2] I still feel as lost as I did Walking 8-bit continents All alone as a kid NPCs my confidantes Bathe in a fountain of blood To please voices from above To kill a homunculus Transparent clouds are a plus [Verse 3] I am an Aqutallion And I have always been one In the place in my heart That evolved for religion This is what I keep there Dulled string synths blare I say it unironically It's best if you don't care I am delirious As I am writing this It's 4 a.m., I'm convinced That I've transcended Will I record this? Or will I discard it? It feels so important But I am retarded That's not nice, Jack You've gotta stop saying it But I've come so far on my Quest to be less problematic Like look I barely ever say bitch So come pat my back, bitch [Verse 4] I am an Aqutallion Equipped with a toy gun A cowboy hat And a mouth full of my own cum Wonderful ideas Gettin' lost in translation Throw 'em at the wall Until they stick like a Nerf gun I am an Aqutallion I'm valiant Young chosen one From another dimension Pretentious and filled with Intense apprehension Around every corner's a Panic attack waiting to happen [Chorus] I am an Aqutallion I am an Aqutallion Shining Force is my battalion I am an Aqutallion I am an Aqutallion I am an Aqutallion I am an Aqutallion I am an, I am an, I am an, I am an, I am an Aqutallion I am an Aqutallion And I have always been one In the place in my heart That evolved for religion I am motherfucking an Aqutallion Equipped with a toy gun A cowboy hat And a mouth full of my own Shining Force is my battalion [Outro] Uh, I'll never forget your face