Lyrics

[Verse 1] I don't really like these words I just like the way they feel when I make 'em work Do it for the 'gram Do it to exert my dominance over these nerds [Chorus] 'Cause I'm a stupid homosexual Pseudointellectual Clues are all contextual Nothing to dissect at all There is nothing of interest here No revelations or revolutionary bright ideas [Verse 2] Shed a tear if I dare Wouldn't wanna appear To be a wackass sad boy As if I really care As if I'm not more scared Of being called a faggot A fakeass bad kid or unattractive Real or imagined Same amount of damage Pants down, caught flaccid I'm real old-fashioned I prefer my cyberbullying in Comic Sans Bold and italic All caps so I know it's real Baby, tell me how you really feel You coulda channeled all that try-hard zeal And ugliness into some semi-interesting art, like for real Instead of polluting my atmosphere [Chorus] Calling me a stupid homosexual Pseudointellectual Clues are all contextual Nothing to dissect at all And I don't disagree at all I operate primarily on levels superficial [Verse 3] Thank you for the offer, but I don't need any help I read a Wikipedia article in 2012 So you see, I'm more than qualified to analyze myself I write my own lyrics and my own psych evals Yeah, there is a lot of things wrong with me Just not any of the things I want it to be Ironically, I really am a little crazy Entirely 'cause I wanted to be But as my therapist used to repeat "I mean, what is normal?" Am I that horrible? Behavior deplorable? Absolutely incorrigible? I don't really like these words I just like the way they feel when I make 'em work