Lyrics

[Intro] Get it? It's like swag plus faggot 'Cause like— 'cause like I'm a faggot And swag is cool, and like, it's kinda ironic, like Right? Like I— I know, I know, it's very clever Like, I'm glad that I was able to explain it I didn't wanna— I just wanna be clear So there's no confusion, 'cause I know it's not that obvious Like, who would think of something like that? I know, I know [Verse 1] Three years ago, I came up with the word $WAGGOT It wasn't clever then, and I certainly wasn't bragging I was not the first, shout out to Simon Waggott And whoever got the Twitter, but one day I'm gonna grab it Maybe I'm a bitch, but you are a fuckin' maggot I know that when you see me, you're like, "Ugh, that fuckin' faggot" Don't get all offended, I know that you say faggot You are not the shit, your life is just a bad trip You are not equipped, your pussy is not magic I am on a level that you could never imagine I suck dick, but you are so flaccid Indignation, white guilt in action I'm impatient, you're a defacement Kitty cat fight like pigs eatin' bacon Litigants literally in the basement Sittin' on the stairs, they stare in amazement They're impaired, they think they're in Paris Top of the Eiffel, I'm secondhand embarrassed Take some Claritin for your apparent Reality allergic reaction I'm a faggot, go on, say it I know you want to, I know you hate it I know you hate me, I know you hate this Tell me to go get fucked and suck a dick [Chorus] Go on, say it, tell me, "Suck dick" I get fucked in the ass and I like it It's okay, bitch, call it baiting I think about your dad while I'm masturbating That's right, picture it, me on your dad's dick My mouth on your boyfriend's dick They're both faggots, just like I am You can laugh, but I wouldn't You'd be surprised what makes some straight men wooden [Verse 2] That's it, onto the next, my mouth just cannot rest You seem depressed, is it 'cause you're undressed? Once again, just like all of the girls you disrespect And called sluts more than once all over the Internet With a dick in your mouth and cum all over your chest You insist in a tweet that you're not like the rest Are you a misogynist? In the closet, I guess I guess we came full circle, like the burns on your breasts From a man's cigarette, did that work in the past? Do you see where you're at? You're a meninist at best And depending on the next, I'ma let it have a rest It's all been said and said again, I wonder if you heard it then When did you start talking like that? 'Cause I looked into your past On your Facebook, you're a rat Your whole persona is a brand new enterprise at best And you've got nothing else, and you'll get nothin' as well [Chorus] Go on, say it, tell me, "Suck dick" I get fucked in the ass and I like it It's okay, bitch, call it baiting I think about your dad while I'm masturbating