Lyrics

[Chorus] Oh, do what I say, don't do what I do There's already one of me and we don't need two Drinking all night, sleeping right through the afternoon Do what I say, don't do what I do [Verse 1] It's Saturday night and Sunday morning I'm staring at the door Sitting here waiting 'til you stumble in Around about half past 4 You're in trouble, you're seeing double Is there one of me or two? Looking at you, looking at me, looking at you [Chorus] Oh, do what I say, don't do what I do There's already one of me and we don't need two Drinking all night, sleeping right through the afternoon Oh, do what I say, don't do what I do [Verse 2] When I called home I got the answer phone I said "don't wait up for me" But when I got in full of PBR It was only half past 3 But the bed was empty, the sheets were cold You forgot what I told you Do what I say, don't do what I do [Chorus] Oh, do what I say, don't do what I do There's enough of me to go round and we don't need two Drinking all night, sleeping right through the afternoon Oh, do what I say, don't do what I do [Verse 3] Well, I don't think that it's asking too much That you be here for me You say it's all double standards And hypocrisy We drink hard all night 'Cos we work hard all day You say you'll do what I do but you won't do what I say You say you'll do what I do but you won't do what I say You say you'll do what I do but you won't do what I say