Lyrics

[Cheech & Chong Intro] Hey man we had two rehearsals man Besides it's just punk rock man You know we don't have to know how to play All you got to do is be a punk, man We can do that [Verse 1] All the other farmers want a hair do just like me They blame my mom who used to roadie for MDC And when I go to the hooten-nanny Everyone wants to dance with me (yee-haw) They want to lick my boots and sit on my studs [Chorus 1] Peel them taters, you suck! Peel them taters, you country phuck! Peel them taters, you suck! Peel them taters, you country phuck! [Verse 2] They'll all be listening to hardcore When they be milking them cows And when the sun comes up they start to slam (yee-haw) Here comes Uncle Jessie with a shit eating grin I wonder what he's doing in the sheep's pen [Chorus 2] Your sister's your wife, you suck! Your sister's your wife, you country phuck! Your sister's your wife, you suck! Your sister's your wife, you country phuck! Your sister's your wife, you suck! Your sister's your wife, you country phuck! Your sister's your wife, you suck! Your sister's your wife, you country phuck! Horn [Outro] Country phuck!