Lyrics

The telephone, the telephone I have an idea Women always have ideas Hello... Here is Agamemnon Here is Agamemnon Who? Wrong connection This is... I am a moralist An anti-militarist I am against duels I cannot stand seeing A fly in rage I cannot look at A uniform or blood That woman has seduced me And now I am done for Darling, where shall I Hide you in a hurry? Here is Agamemnon Here is Agamemnon I am coming Directly from the trenches And look forward To a solemn luncheon Oh, my nerves I'm losing my find This damned telephone Spoils my favorite position And no I can start Writing poetry again