Cold Ethyl

Lyrics

One thing I miss Is cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss We met last night Making love by the refrigerator light Ethyl, Ethyl Let me squeeze you in my arms Ethyl, Ethyl Come and freeze me with your charms One thing, no lie - Ethyl's frigid as an Eskimo pie She's cool in bed She's gotta be 'cuz Ethyl's dead [Repeat 2nd verse] Come on, cold Ethyl, freeze me baby One thing - it's true Cold Ethyl I am stuck on you And everything is my way Ethyl don't have much to say [Repeat 2nd verse] Come here, cold Ethyl What makes you so cold ?...OO..So cold Cold Ethyl, cold, cold Ethyl If I live 'til 97 You'll still be waiting In refrigerator heaven Cuz you're cool, you're ice Cold Ethyl - you're my paradise