Lady Luck

Lyrics

[Intro] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh [Verse 1] Now, if I were a politician I'd want you on my ticket If I were a hunter I'd want you in my thicket And if I were a brain surgeon You'd be inside my knife If I were a gambling man You'd be inside my dice [Chorus] I'm as selfish as a schoolboy Enamored with his prick Now my life is like a handgun And the hammer just went click [Verse 2] Now, if I were a writer I'd want you in my pen If I were a junkie I'd want you in my syringe And if I sold magic potions You'd be inside my vial If I were on death row You'd be inside my file [Chorus] I'm as selfish as a schoolboy Enamored with his prick Now my life is like a handgun And the hammer just went click [Verse 3] Now, if I were a seamstress I'd want you in my Singer If I were a safecracker, darling I'd want you in my fingers If I robbed a 711 You would be my faulty alarm If I were a fornicator You'd be inside my condom [Chorus] I'm as selfish as a schoolboy Enam-nam-nam-nam-nam-namored with his prick Now my life is like a handgun And the hammer just went click [Verse 4] I believe I see this lie Coursing through this world of yours and mine I've been breathing it in like atmosphere I've been drinking it down like wine It says "All you need is love" And "You can be the judge of it" Tastes okay for a little while But then I wake up choking on my vomit Something help me see Just how worthless Something help me excavate Deep below the surface Something help me drown, Lord In your river of blood and grace I know that I'm leprous But hold me anyway [Chorus] I'm as selfish as a schoolboy Enamored with his prick Now my life becomes a handgun Life becomes a handgun Life is like a handgun And the hammer just went click [Outro] Handgun, whoo!