Broken Glass

Lyrics

[Verse 1] It's fun to run, it's fun to play It's fun to make things out of clay It's fun to fill your car with gas It's fun to break.... things made of glass! [Pre-Chorus 1] It's fun to spray yourself with Mace It's fun to squeeze your mother's face It's fun to mow your daddy's grass It's fun to break.... things made of glass [Chorus 1] But broken glass can cut your hand And then you'll bleed across the land Ask any woman, child, or man About the dangers Of broken glass... Broken glass.... [Verse 2] I like nice girls with gum disease I like to tickle people's knees Don't tell me no, just tell me yes And then we'll break.... things made of glass [Pre-Chorus 2] Sometimes I put on special pants And then I board a plane to France When I arrive, I start to dance And then I break....things made of glass [Interlude] Yeah, I know that dance doesn't rhyme with glass So what you gonna do about it huh [Chorus 2] But broken glass will tell you lies Bleed your soul and blind your eyes Like a demon with a side of fries You better beware.... of broken glass Of broken glass, glass Harmonica solo! [Chorus 3] Mmm, children, that glass sure does look delicious, doesn't it? But you can't eat it 'Cause broken glass is not a food So don't you listen to some dude Who says put cheese on broken glass And make a sand-a-wich! Out of broken glass... Let's sing a song about broken glass I'll help you write it after class There is no song that can surpass The song we sing About broken glass...