Lyrics

Jealousy is my evil twin He looks like me and I look like him I see his face in the mirror as the day begins Needles and pins Envy is my middle name As long as I've got someone else to blame for all My problems, it's such a shame, ain't it a shame? Well I sat around And thought about how it used to be You and me, you and me But I couldn't think of a goddamned thing to say about you and me You and me Anger is my closest friend He's always been my means to an end My unjust cause he'll defend Upon my friend anger I can depend because everything I see tends to make me angry Everything I see tends to make me angry And everything I see turns my rage to jealousy And everything I see turns my rage to jealousy Well jealousy is my evil twin He looks like me and I look like him I see his face in the mirror as the day begins Needles and pins Needles and pins Because now he's talking to my girlfriend Now he's talking to my girlfriend So now I'm gonna have to kick his face in Now I'm gonna have to kick his face in For all his sins For all his sins For all his sins For all my sins My evil twin My evil twin My evil twin My evil twin is me