Drunk At 2:43pm

Lyrics

[Verse] Some of these niggas can't wait to show their pussy hole Most of the hardest niggas be softer than some cookie dough Easy ass niggas with the rookie clothes Take 30 rappers then turn their ass into about four Tootsie Rolls Crooked flows, the gumbo ready Carry something longer than a Mutumbo machete Eating a burger during a fucking sushi fetish It don't matter who was there, I'm smacking everybody The weed strain about to come out [?] [?] jar replaced it with the Goose and the canteen The punch lines is in the bowl, the drink cheers to the damn king And I went to prom by myself 'cause I got stood up Still got box and a big screen when she look up (Babe) Went home to write raps off [?] Rappers make me take a nap like combs I hate rappers still, stuff their whole body inside a Happy Meal Microwave that shit twice, sit in the car with the crappy wheels Rap is real when you're living for it, I eat swordfish The chef took out small bones because Victor historic Before Christ I was standing there with a flashlight Saw a nigga that I hated and beat his ass twice Unlocked with the glow, big knots for the flow And you will get your ass blocked like a ho (Biatch) I tell the bartender I'll take Tito's and a splash of something In this game you think a nigga like me kiss ass or something (You must be out your fucking mind) Gotta get the entire fuck out of here I can't drink dark I'll go crazier than I did on this beat I think my liver is out of space, I've been drinking for weeks I think I'm seeing things on cloud nine with Jupiter queefs I'm rather unique, catch me tweaking is highly unlikely I beat up the beasts so they call a nigga Ike V Paint out the trunks with the distilled vodka Get to the chopper before the whole conglomerate block ya We slice your life and crews scream like opera Why argue with a bitch when she look like Chewbacca? Bitch Fuck outta here Least of my worries I got this mother fucking Goose and pineapple chunks And I just dropped on