Forever 21 / Valium

Lyrics

Describe yourself Your leaves look shiny and sticky and dewy But on second touch, they are fabric Oh, eternal polyester You are just a bouquet of cloth roses from Valentine's Day A prized faux floral arrangement in a silent hotel lobby But flowers wilt, and you will not Would you bleed if I cut you? Do you ever have to pee? Do you have ears? Do potted plants hear? When will you realise I am a tourist? Describe yourself I've never had fun in my life I mean, another thing is that I drink a lot of water You know you like my artwork Can you stop being my favourite person? Let's see if you like my ex-boyfriend's face Trust me, I'm a masochist I'm amazing but I'm not a public figure I love my height and I love my ass Describe yourself I want to binge on you like that cheddar popcorn And for you to want to track my flights, to check my feed I've had the avocado toast here one thousand times And now you strike with your disgusting smile I know your hands when you're excited Like a child at Christmas or a teenager with a porno magazine I want to be a pornographic Christmas tree Describe yourself Your beaches and your sand are too stiff Too dry to form into a castle But they look so smooth and squishy Like my hands, cold and permy From salty seawater, I could sculpt you Into a suitable abode for collected seashells Even if you would be washed away You would have been a castle for a moment And I know you would love to be a castle You deserve to die in one, anyway