If A Girl Answers (Don’t Hang Up)

Lyrics

[Intro: Vanity & Brenda] Brenda, how we gon' get to the party? Call up Jimmy, he's got a car And what if a girl answers? Hang up Hang up nothing! Jimmy says I was his girl Honey, don't you know everyone's Jimmy's girl? Brenda, I know better than anybody Well, if a girl answers, don't hang up, just talk about her! Yes! [Verse 1: Vanity & Prince] Hello? This is Vanity Is Jimmy home? Yes, but he's taking a shower Oh, I see, did he just take out the trash? No, that's something he used to do Now he's taking out me! Oh, I see, well, tell him he left his pants over here last night That's okay, you keep 'em He won't be needing 'em tonight Oh, what's the matter? Is he going swimming? Why, no, we was gonna go But he said he did that last night Well, suga', I know about a great party Why don't you bring us your car? So sorry, baby, but I never go to singles bars Single?! Is that what you think? Tramp, I'm dating yo' dad! Oh, well, he died about seven years back Now ain't that just too bad? Well, that's how we like 'em – tall, stiff and ready That's positively more than I can say for dead Jimmy That's because he was swallowing vitamin E Now he's swallowing me Oh, you mean you were swallowing him Why don't you just tie a mattress to your back? I'm gonna need it, 'cause if I ever see your face I'm gonna fall and have a heart attack All that's gonna fall is the wig off your head Now what you think about that? I think I'd rather wear a wig than run a motel for roaches Ants and lice, dogs and cats in my hat! [Verse 2: Brenda] Hey! That's going too far, here, gimme the phone Hey, tramp, take a bath in puke What's more, you can kiss where the sun don't shine If that don't work, we can duke! You see, the only kind of man that would play with you Is one that plays with himself None of my friends can stand the sight of you, much less the smell And if I wasn't a lady I'd take my money and buy you a brand new face Then I'd take my underwear and stick it in your mouth And you'd love it, 'cause you got no taste And if that don't work, call back your dead daddy And show him what you look like now Honey, I'd bet he'd never come back 'Cause you one ugly cow (Whoo-wee!) Girl, you tell your boyfriend Jimmy he can go and get hit by a car 'Cause as far as I see it, he can't afford to bite the beat of this star! [Verse 3: Vanity & Brenda] There's two things we can't stand One's a jive talk man The other's a jive talk man with no money Can you dig it? Click! [Instrumental Break] [Outro: All] If a girl answers, don't hang up If a girl answers, don't hang up If a girl answers, don't hang up If a girl answers, don't hang up [Instrumental Break] [Outro: All] Don't hang up Don't hang up Don't hang up Don't hang up Don't hang up Don't hang up Don't hang up Don't hang up If a girl answers, don't hang up Don't hang up If a girl answers, don't hang up Don't hang up Don't hang up Don't hang up Don't hang up Don't hang up Don't hang up Don't hang up Don't hang up Don't hang up