Frosty the Snowman (Recorded as ”Perry Saves Christmas”)

Lyrics

[MAJOR MONOGRAM] Perry the Platypus Is a lovely shade of teal From his duckbilled nose to his web-bed toes And his nerves were made of steel [CARL, spoken] What does this have to do with Christmas? [MAJOR MONOGRAM, spoken] Well, I'm...I'm just describing him so that people have a mental picture It...it matches the original song [MAJOR MONOGRAM] The night before Christmas 'Twas a crisis at the Pole 'Cause old Doofenshmirtz, he had done his worst And a sleigh that day he stole Doof took it on a joyride Just as far as he was able But Doof, that goof, he lost control Ran into the reindeers' stable Now all the reindeer Were on crutches or in traction So old Agent P, he knew that he Must spring right into action [MAJOR MONOGRAM & CHOIR] Look at that platypus, look at that platypus Look at that platypus go Look at that platypus, look at that platypus Flying o'er the snow [CARL, spoken] "O'er," sir? [MAJOR MONOGRAM, spoken] It's a contraction, it means "over" [CARL, spoken] It's a bit archaic [MAJOR MONOGRAM, spoken] It's traditional, Carl, get o'er it [MAJOR MONOGRAM] So the reindeer were out of commission And Santa's sleigh was trashed I'd explain it more, but we've been there before It doesn't need to be rehashed Santa Claus was freaking out Thought he'd have to scrap his run He was torn inside, for without a ride He knew Christmas Day was done But then o'er the horizon Came a light bright as a star Cutting through the night was the two headlights Of Perry's hovercar Perry the Platypus Had a mission at the Pole If he could lend a hand in that frozen land He'd help Santa reach his goal There must have been some magic in That platypus-themed hovercar For when Santa saw the gas gauge He knew it could take him far [CARL, spoken] Really, sir? [MAJOR MONOGRAM, spoken] They wanted this album yesterday, all right? [MAJOR MONOGRAM] Perry the Platypus Took Santa on his way And he came through like we knew he'd do And saved our Christmas Day!