Reailstic Party

Lyrics

[Intro] A house party, you say? In the suburbs? This eve shall be... legendary [Verse] A moonlit night is rife with chance! I enter the room in my favorite pants! We lock eyes, "Would you like to dance?" "No thanks, friend, I came to stand!" I put my hand in my pocket And my back to the wall My knee raised so high But I never fall, y'all That's right, I'm the leaning king Giving painful smiles as I swirl my soft drink I'm in a party mood That means I'm looking at the pictures in your different rooms Then I walk outside, then back inside Then pet your dog, it's a hell of a night! [Bridge] Spare me your drugs and your prеmarital sex I'd rather struggle through a board gamе with an incomplete set Or play some Gamecube with controller buttons sticky to press Who needs a DJ when there's Daniel on the concept of death? [Chorus] It's a realistic party! Yeah we just want to connect *clap clap* It's a realistic party! Between the 10- no, 7 of us, all the girls left Realistic party! However did they know it was time to leave? It's a realistic party! Alright, everybody! Time for a dance break! [Spoken Interulude] One, two, three, four Five, six, seven, eight Then pop like this, pop like that Then go and do what I'm doing now Now backflip, now backflip again Backflip for a third time, do the splits Dosie-do, tap tap Are my shoes tied? Yes, they are [Interlude Skit -- Value Select and Lord Windemere] "Oh! I've had the most pleasant evening, my friend. I dare say, this is the event of the season!" "Well, I don't know about all that, but, uh, I'm sure Craig'll be happy to hear it." "You go and tell Craig... I owe him my life. Farewell, ha-ha! LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL AGAIN!" "Damn. He really just magically turned my car into a horse. He just took off with it! How the hell am I supposed to get home? Ah, no, the Ubers are too expensive! Guess I'm walkin'. No. The evening is too beautiful for that. I'm struttin'." [Outro] Here I go now! Strut my stuff Get it, me, yo! Get it, me, yo! Get it, get it!