Older Brother Anthem

Lyrics

I let you win, I wasn't even trying And if I was, well, it wasn't that hard It's just a stupid freakin' game I don't even care that you won Oh, boy, you think that I am lyin'? Well, I've got news for you, I do You're adopted. Now get out of my room Because I'm Dad's favorite, Mom doesn't even like you I let you win! I wasn't even trying! Oh, you broke what's left of my pride And I feel a darkness inside that words can't convey So I'll flip the board game and punch your balls [spoken] What? [punch sound and crying] [spoken] Oh, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Don't tell Mom! Here, I'll let you punch me back! [punch sound] [spoken] Aah! Dammit! Mom!