Haunted Hookup

Lyrics

[Intro -- Spoken] Long ago, in a far away land... There lived a dashing rake of ill rebute. Everyone asked how he wooed the maidens... but nobody ever asked why! [Laughter] [Verse 1] Makin' my way through the club tonight Two drinks in my hand, one thought on my mind See a PYT by the E-N-Tree She's gotta be the one to come home with me He's the man out on attack The ladies love him, that's a matter of fact He brings a new one home each time Who is gonna be his prize? [Chorus] Won't you please come over tonight? 'Cause there's some ghosts in my motherfuckin' household Won't you please sleep by my side? 'Cause I don't wanna be alone in my home Come with me, girl, don't be shy This is why I bring a lady home each night I don't even want to have sex Just take me from these funky spirits! [Verse 2] Now we're at the crib and it's gettin' spooky Lotsa ghosts, spooky, spooky Wooden cross, salt circle, holy waters Book o' spells, sage, someone's daughter "If this place is haunted, why don't you leave?" 'Cause still I got a few months left on the lease "Couldn't we have just gone back to my place?" Aw, shit! Wait-- FUCK! [Chorus] Won't you please come over tonight? There's some ghosts in my motherfuckin' household Won't you please sleep by my side? I don't wanna be alone in my home Come with me, girl, don't be shy This is why I bring a lady home each night We could even try to have sex But the ghosts just float and watch