Curtains are Superior to Blinds

Lyrics

Curtains are superior to blinds You can throw 'em on open And admire the scope of your land It makes you feel like a goddamn prince When you sweep 'em to the side And let the sun rays hit, oh! Curtains are superior to blinds You can shut 'em real tight When it's time to write up a script And light a candle as you dip your pen in ink It always leaves a little open so your rivals take a peek And then there's blinds! "Ring the bell, Quasimodo! Pull on the rope if you want to see You want privacy? You better spin the stick Like a caveman making firе, only half as efficient!" Curtains are supеrior to blinds It's just two swathes of cloth Not a billion pieces of plastic That breaks if you open 'em too fast Or if you open 'em too slow Or if you open 'em at all Fuck blinds