Beat The Kids

Lyrics

[Intro: Richard Roses, Horatio Depp & Both] Society's on the brink of destruction! And why? Because children are the future! And our children are terrible! We gotta do something! Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 2, 3, 4 [Verse: Richard Roses, Horatio Depp & Both] Kids We gotta beat the kids We gotta beat every kid in the world We gotta smack them into jobs and work We gotta smack every boy and girl Let's get together And teach those kids to sing And if they don't do it well enough We'll hit them with a belt They gotta learn the meaning of respect And how it feels to be wrong And the only way that we can teach the kids Is through the power of song [Chorus: Richard Roses, & Horatio Depp] We gotta beat those kids into excellence We gotta beat those kids tonight We gotta beat those kids into excellence We gotta beat those kids tonight We gotta beat those kids into excellence We gotta beat those kids tonight We gotta beat those kids into excellence We gotta beat those kids tonight [Outro: Gregory] Hi! I'm Gregory. I'm seven. And on behalf of kids everywhere, thank you for hitting us. It just works! We've learned our lesson, and can now look forward to a brighter tomorrow. I have to go play now. Goodbye!