Apartment Complex

Lyrics

[Verse] The- The- The- The economy sucks and I cannot get a house And the paycheck that I'm makin' ain't enough to feed a singular mouth With that said, girl, I like your style And I'd like for you to come and hang with me for a while What do you say? Come cruise with me in my Nissan Leaf Ninety-nine highway mpgs at least Back to the crib, can you guess what it is? I'll give you three hints and it goes like this: [Bridge] This is not my parents' house and it's not a triple bunk Just a funky pad for a frugal hunk [Chorus] Let me show you my apartment complex, don't mean to flex But I got a special Amazon locker for packages from the internet (Oooh) The king of romance, yeah, I know what you like And that's a concrete building, no eye contact with the people inside Looks like a prison and it feels like one, too Go take a dip in the 'cuzz if you've got nothing to lose! Okay, we'll get freaky when we turn off the lights But first a couple of flights, and then a left, then a right Then another flight [Outro] Ha-ha! This room doesn't get a lot of sun I tried to plug in the lamp but the outlets there won't run It's twelve hundred dollars It's actually pretty cheap for this area You wanna leave? That's fine Good luck on the way out! Watch out for the Minotaur The Minotaur! It's a mythical creature!