Superhuman

Lyrics

So, you wanna live forever? Be a superhuman Nice workout machine, exercise room Build those muscles big and strong Be a superhumanoid Caucasian idiot So you think you'll live forever, drink a cup, chew a cow [?], don't smoke Go vegetarian, chew up those beans, for a little cow, for a little pig So now you take your fine, messed up body under that church up yonder street [?] What a concept A healthy body rather than a 5,000 dollar casket The old man up fly with facts Thanks for the visual A healthy big man Your wife told you every time you had an orgasm it takes two minutes of your life She heard it on a talk show She believed it She convinced you So now you don't have sex That's one inactive muscle The other one's in your head The puffy gray matter of our brain Consoles always clicking away Yours is long gone in domestic decay Your job Your workout machine Your vegetarian Christian inhibitions Your addiction to television