Lyrics

[Roxanne] I was at a party And this girl You know, a million dollar smile And all she talked about Was how this fits And fluffy shits And the size of her tits [Jim] The other day I was at the F.O.B And I ran into this cop and he recognized me I asked him about when he busted me And the handcuffs he used and how he dragged me To the police station by my hair He mumbled, "You deserved it, Mr. Shepard" I pulled out my .45 and plugged him in the gut And plugged him in the heart And plugged him in the head I wasn't going to stick around But instead I wеnt out and did a gig [Nudge] I was at the courthouse the othеr day And the judge said "Mr. Squidfish, you're going to jail There's no bail I've decided to entail your absence, slimeball."