Split Personality

Lyrics

Split personality, split personality [Doctor Ice] You know I got five people inside of me Tryin' to take control my body I know they're there, without a doubt 'Cause every once in a while, they'll all speak out, like [French accent] What is it? What can it be? Get wizz it, get bizzy Don't laugh 'cause I can't control it I try my best to hold it and hold it But, you see, they got the best of me [French accent] Hon, hon, poo, poo, merci, oui, oui I wish they'd leave me alone, and then I'll be free [Chinese accent] Ah, Doctor Ice, so sorry [Chinese] Nyeh-ho-lee-ung-goy-ho-pee-ung Loi-goy-ook-nyeh-mo-hee-ung Yoo-i-chung-nyeh-mo-gung Lee-ung-ga-foon-ho-ho-sung [Jamaican accent] I be fightin' with my boy, ya can't control me 'Cause I truly admire 'im, that's what my father told me Be careful, what me say make the young girl bawl So spar with me, or don't spar at all Yo, it's gettin' crazy, it's gettin' outta hand Five personalities is more than I can stand But, uh, bear with me until it's gone Uh oh, I feel another one coming on [Hispanic accent] What's up, party people in the place to be My name is Miguel, chief rocker MC I'm chillin' in the place to be, zhu know And to you sweet young ladies, dáme un beso [Spanish] Tu eres linda y quero sabra tu nombre Para [?] comigo Para mi Pariso [?] Uh, check it out, ya know See I could be a married man with a beautiful wife But, then again, I'm living the (hoh, hoh, hoh, but it's just so ridiculous) life Split personality, split personality I can't control my split personality Split personality, split personality I can't control my split personality [Kangol Kid] Well, I'm a singer, a dancer, a rapper, too I could do anything that anybody could do I can act like a crook and steal a book off a shelf Or I can act like a cop and arrest myself To do this, you must have a strong mentality In other words, gotta have a split personality And matter of fact, to be exact Come to think about it, I'm somewhat like that 'Cause a split personality goes and comes Like two people trapped inside of one One's a nice person, the other is not One drinks cold water and the other drinks hot One minute you're in my arm and I'm feeling you around Then before you know it, baby, I'm beatin' you down The I'd say sorry and together we cry Then I'd look you in your face, and spit in your eye Then I'd snatch a baby's lollipop, but then give it back Smile at his mother before I get slapped Help an old lady across the street Then I'd trip the crab by sticking out my feet But then I'd pick her up before she dirties her dress And charge her five dollars for all that mess First a softy, a bully, then hard again So, baby, please tell me when will this end? I used to get high, but now my system is dry I used to tell the truth, but now I lie As the girls go by, I used to say "Hi" But now I dis 'em, with no reply I know I ain't right, but that's the way that I am Excuse me, if ya might, but I don't give a damn 'Cause I try to be polite, but sometimes I miss And get rude, and say things like this Hey, you! Yo, I'm talkin' to you, black! Are you stupid, or were you born like that? Come on, give me an answer, not three million In fact, SHUT UP, how dare you voice your opinion You skeezer snatcher, big disease catcher Gonna, gonna, get 'cha Get 'cha, get 'cha, got 'cha Don't blame it on your father, you told me that ya love 'em Blame it on your mothers, all five of 'em From what I see, ya got a problem, man Comprende, capiche, caput, understand? If you were smart, you'd probably do this instead Take your brain out your pants and put it back in your head Then I'd apologize with a sweet apology It's not my fault, it's the person inside of me Split personality, split personality I can't control my split personality Split personality, split personality I can't control my split personality