Kangol & Doc

Lyrics

Good evening home boys and fly girls B-boys and b-girls, parents and politicians Pimps, prostitutes, pickpockets and punks I'm proud to present at this present moment The powerful presentation by the proud performers U.T.F.O And if you're dense and dumb And don't belong in this damn district And never decide to discover yourself what it stands for It stands for Un-Touchable Force Organization May I continue? (Yes, you may) And like Peter Piper picked a piece of pickled pepper There's never been a rapper who can rap like this or better Now, I know you wanna have a ball But I got a question to ask you all If everybody in the place wanna party, clap your hands If everybody in the place wanna party, clap your hands If everybody in the place wanna party And I do mean every, every, everybody If everybody in the place wanna party, clap your hands If everybody in the place wanna party, clap your hands If everybody in the place wanna party, clap your hands If everybody in the place wanna party And I do mean every, every, everybody If everybody in the place wanna party, clap your hands Now, if the person next to you is ugly, clap your hands Now, if the person next to you is ugly, clap your hands Now, if the person next to you is ugly And I do mean very, very, very ugly If the person next to you is ugly, clap your hands Hit it, Kangol We got a lotta ugly people right here in the crib I didn't say you was ugly, but she did But if you believe what she said is true She ain't got the problem, boy, you do So everybody ha-ha, everybody whoo Everybody ha-ha, everybody whoo Everybody in the place, if you're not the wack And if your mother ain't got a big mole on her back If your hair is brushed and your teeth ain't cracked Let me hear you, let me hear you say "leader of the pack" (The leader of the pack) Say "leader of the pack" (Leader of the pack) Mix Master, they want you, black Listen to what I say Sucker crews don't dare play 'Cause every day, guys around the way Tell us all that we ain't down But [?] all over town What do they say? They say that... We rock the best, and we got most finesse Oh, thank God Almighty we're blessed As you can see, we dress to impress (Paging Doctor Ice) (Paging Doctor Ice) (Where is he?) (Find him!) (Flawless) [Doctor Ice] Well, I'm a doctor, known as a physician I'm rapping 'cause that's my position When I'm on the mic it's like surgery With my mic as a scalpel and my doctor's degree People always say "Yo, Doc, heal me 'Cause I'm feeling some pain in the artery" And what I prescribe for you to do Is to come to our show and I'll rock it out of you With def rap funky beats That's fully equipped, no incompletes 'Cause I'm flowing through your veins Takin' over your body and your brains And I'm makin' you feel weak Saying "Doctor Ice" every time you speak 'Cause I vaccinate this rhyme into your body I'm picking up the pace and I'm rockin' the party For a crowd like this, I got to get sweaty 'Cause when I grab the mic, it seems you're always ready But, in due respect, not dissin' you You all know as well as I do Whether you rock or not today The Doc gets paid anyway (Yo, Kangol) (Yo, Kangol) (Kangol, let's go) [Kangol Kid] Well, there's a lot of perpetrating MCs on earth They didn't start now, they was doing it at first When they heard Kangol Kid was my name They said "Hey, that's fresh. I'll do the same!" Got their hair in curls, and they brushed it back And after that, they went and bought a Kangol hat They bought a black one, a white one, and then a blue Then they put it to the side, just like I do When I saw this, I really wasn't surprised They saw Kangol and they were Kangol-ized They started Kangol-ism, so they Kang-along Since it was Kangol-iscious, they said nothing's wrong They want to be Kangol-ian, but we all know There's only on Kangaloid and that's me, Kangol To be in this Kangol-ation you've got to pass A disease call Kangol-itis and it's spreading fast You may think that I'm lying or telling you a story But you can look it up in your Kangol-ory Kangol-ate it, and get your story down straight And if you're aggravated, it's 'cause you made a mistake 'Cause, as you see, Kangol-ese is part of life So, yo, Kan-girl, wanna be my wife? I played it for my father, my father said "Stop it!" I played it for my mother, and my mother said "Rock it!" Told my brothers and sisters, they said "Let it ride" So as you all know, we jumped on my mother's side And we rocked it all night, we rocked it all day My father didn't like it, but we did it anyway He said "Stop that scratching, you're causing a disaster!" I said "But dad, it's the Mix Master!" We gonna rock you right now because...