The Real Deal

Lyrics

The real deal The real deal The-the-the real deal The real deal The real deal Real-real-real deal Hello everybody, tell me how you feel (We feel alright 'cause it's the real deal) It seems everybody wants to bother me (Why?) I'm a problem to the other MCs The other, the other, thе other MCs I'm fresh, moist, at the top of thе choice So you can tell I'm a cutie by the sound of my voice MCs wanna get it, they won't admit it I'm just too much, so they can't deal with it Like men who's strong with nice firm arms Who can write rap tunes and even love songs Because I'm full of charm, I always stay alarmed So you can't mix my mind with your played-out con I'm chill and I feel that I'm worth a hundred mil That's why I'm here, to let you know the real deal I'll be coolin' at the beach just a-catchin' suntan Not to pick up any fellas, not too a-flim-flam People walk up to the Rox 'cause I'm a witty-looking fox And they ask for advice when they're in a tight spot And each and every time, it always stays the same I tell my brothers and my sisters, well do the right thing I say girls will be mellow hangin' out with the fellows And every guy you see you like you say hello (Hello, hello) Just try to find a man that's real boring rebel When you get him don't split him with you and your friend 'Cause if she looks like me she's gonna take him in the end So you say to yourself he wasn't meant for you But your friend wasn't either, now that's being loyal And have a good mind, say a priceless line The kind you love to hear mostly each and every time And when you listen to my rhyme tell me how you feel And you say to yourself, well that's the real deal With complicated cuts I'ma come on strong Me and certain MCs, we can't get along So everyday I like to say a meaning from my heart Suckers MCs stay away before I tear you apart I'm not speakin' to you if your rhymes are true Because a lady like me gives credit where it's due I explained to you while this mic is in my hand I have a creation that's a real good plan Hold up, I have a rhythm to finish you off So either dance your way out or be lost in the sauce And when I see you, you better not be standin' still Because I will put you down on the real deal I heard y'all was lookin' for somethin' from fresh and new So I right away and knew just what to do (Hey Rox, what you did?) I made up a gig (Hey Rox, what's on your rhyme?) I wanna say a rhyme (About what?) MCs always bother me 'cause I'm a natural-born MC (Say what?) A natural-born MC, I can produce myself Don't need no one else With UTFO, but I stole the show And they said to themselves yeah she got to go So I went on my way, now with Clark Jay I never get robbed, always get paid Then they called me up, said "Change your name" I said "No problem 'cause I'm still the same" And my fans will know, when I do a show I might slip and say "Yo, Kangol" (Yo, yo, yo Kangol) So I'm real sorry for what's going on You don't even know who's right or wrong Yes, I am the one who made the real Roxanne Come on all my fans, just give me a hand She's tryin' to take my title but she's really a man So when I see him at a jam I'ma hit him with a can I hope you understand how I feel I just had to let you know the real deal That's my DJ, my DJ That's my DJ Scratchin' to the beat His name is Teddy Ted, his scratch is never dead He'll rock you in his sleep when you're layin' in bed Don't be misled by what I said Just listen to his scratch and say "Ooh Teddy Ted"