Jangle Bells

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Urthboy] Dashing through the traffic, Friday afternoon Sydney, mid-December, Christmas coming soon Back on Parramatta Road, looking for the exit signs Santa washing windows at the traffic lights I keep note of the petrol prices I proudly tell my wife, I think she secretly likes it Five cents to ten cents cheaper But she don't care about the price per litre And right now, well, I don't either John Holt croons through the Bluetooth speakers (Oh, yeah) "How long 'til we get there? Says the eight-year-old with-with the blond hair "It's ten minutes less than when you last checked, 'tis the season" "Time's a concept; that's the reason why we're not there" What are you going on about, Dad? [Chorus: Urthboy & Chelsea Warner] Jangle bells, jangle bells It's been a long year, it ain't hard to tell It's nice to see you Unpack my car, come put my feet up Jangle bells, jangle bells As per my last email, I hope you're well I hope you're well, uh, uh [Verse 2: Urthboy] My young nephew says "Watch out! There's bindis in the yard" Stung me on the foot and you can still see the mark He said "You're probably gonna need thongs" I said "Thanks for the heads up" and put 'em on Somethin' cookin' in the kitchen, who's [?] first? When the fam come together, we all take turns If you ain't cookin', you can plate-serve My brother laughs, he's cheffin' up some nonsense like [?] Huh yeah, that sound delicious, but uh My meal is far less ambitions Little bolognese, spaghetti, two side dishes Garnish what the summer touch, red wine and a la-dee-dah Sister walks in and sits down, la-dee-dah I got a three-course feast, man, the barby starts I'm gonna eat like [?] while the kids playin' Mario Kart, like [Bridge: Chelsea Warner] Ain't nothin' changed It's been twelve months, now, and it still feels the same Been such a long year but it's just like yesterday I'll eat until the plate's empty I'll be sure I've had everything No wasting [Chorus: Urthboy & Chelsea Warner] Jangle bells, jangle bells It's been a long year, it ain't hard to tell It's nice to see you Unpack my car, come put my feet up Jangle bells, jangle bells As per my last email, I hope you're well It's nice to see you Dashing through the roads to come put my feet up (So nice to see ya) Jangle bells, jangle bells It's been a long year, it ain't hard to tell It's nice to see you Unpack my car, come put my feet up (come put my feet up It's so nice to see ya Jangle bells, jangle bells)