Douchebag (Live)

Lyrics

[Spoken] This next song Kind of like inspired my whole album pretty much [Chorus] You're a douchebag and I can prove that With the evidence she left in my bed You're a douchebag You'll never change And I still don't know what's going on in your head Movin' on fast to the next, yeah It's a hundred percent, not a chance that I'm wrong Why'd it take me this long to know? [Verse 1] The story all started when a boy meets girl And they fell in love in a big, big world Found a place on the East Side She really thought he would trеat her right But then one night shе came back home Started scrollin' on her phone, yeah Saw pics on the Internet of him and a new girl in her bed [Pre-Chorus] I wanted us to end up as friends But you fucked it all up [Chorus] You're a douchebag and I can prove that With the words you didn't say when you left You're a douchebag You'll never change, yeah And I still don't know what's going on in your head Movin' on fast to the next, yeah It's a hundred percent, not a chance that I'm wrong Why'd it take me this long to know? [Post-Chorus] That you're a douchebag (Douchebag, yeah, yeah) Yeah, you're a douchebag (Douchebag, yeah, yeah, yeah) [Verse 2] I thought that we were on that ride or die shit On that "Baby, it's just you and I" shit I was the Courtney to your Kurt Cobain, yeah You numbed my brain just like novocaine, yeah We were doing everything right, yeah Who woulda thought it would change in one night? [Pre-Chorus] I wanted us to end up as friends But you fucked it all up [Chorus] You're a douchebag (You're a douchebag, yeah) and I can prove that (Yeah) With the words you didn't say when you left You're a douchebag You'll never change, yeah And I still don't know what's going on in your head Movin' on fast to the next, yeah It's a hundred percent, not a chance that I'm wrong Why'd it take me this long to know? [Post-Chorus] That you're a douchebag? (Douchebag, yeah, yeah) You're a douchebag (Douchebag, yeah, yeah, yeah) Yeah, you're a douchebag Douchebag, yeah, yeah, yeah