Perfect Scrambled Eggs

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My son Andy, Andy Kerr By the way, my name's Graham Kerr When my son was just ten, he made his first attempt to follow in my footsteps And I think he was jolly successful You know what he cooked? His favorite dish, scrambled eggs They were soft and creamy and I really couldn't have done better myself I'd like to share our secret for perfect scrambled eggs Just whip four eggs together, without liquid And season them And then pop them into melted butter You know, when the butter is just at the point of browning and smells like hazelnut That's the time to add the eggs Stir them rapidly Stir them rapidly Stir them rapidly And when they look just right, add a quarter cup of cold milk This little trick halts the cooking process that so often makes eggs dry Fresh eggs are one of the world's great delicacies They deserve to be treated with respect Right?