Lyrics

[Intro: R. Lee Ermey & Ruby da Cherry] "Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it! Out-fucking-standing! I will P.T. you all until you fucking die!" Uh This a $crim beat Uh, digging for all the facts, uh Ruby da Cherry, yah DJ $crim with that 808 [Verse 1: Ruby da Cherry] You can catch me chillin' with the polar bears Bogus fuckin' jokes on us sucka' punch Dat D.A.R.E sweatshirt wearin' motherfucker $crim Scarier Ric Flair, been there, done jack Sack full of cash, backpack of hash Grab that stash and dash, there ain't never a clash Rip a flash Swallow ya' soul through a flask Grab that mask, and never look back Black plague sick Oh, wait—I meant to say $lick Pissin' on his missin' Mrs, yeah Uh Dippin' the tip in the grip, and sippin' glory Tippin' Maury It's a fuckin' secret story Kinda boring, yeah— Uh Stormin' in the southeast Shit, it's really pouring, but I'm snorin' Hit the alarm clock While my stocks in farm blocks Gets hot, like a pot On the fuckin' stove oven top [Interlude: R. Lee Ermey & $lick $loth] "Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass!" $lick $loth Work [Verse 2: $lick $loth] Ridin' solo, through Kyoto with fo' ho's I'm a no-show (Eurgh) for more shows Wanna tango Drinkin' Faygo, maybe mango Got a tan, ho Couple ten bros Make a fan go, to the van, ho Fuck her mouth 'til the tears start pourin' out I'm just chillin' eatin' pizza in a foreign house (Ha) Quiet as a mouse, plottin' on a spouse What's this all about? I don't even know (What?) Only thing I know is that I'm throwed (Yeah, yeah, yeah) Sippin' and spillin' Villians is chilling (Yeah, right) Eatin' on children (Grrah!) It's $crimmy the villain! Got penicillin (Loaded) Munchin' on Chilli's Pop a few willies Pop a few pillies (Bleurgh) Bite a few titties With my homeboy Timmy (Timmy) Grippin' on semis (Rrah, rrah, rrah, rrah) [Bridge: R. Lee Ermey] "—exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid-looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! One! Two! Three!" "Sir, I can't help it, sir" "Bullshit! Get on your knees, scumbag" [Outro] This is my rifle! This is my gun! (This is for fighting! This is for fun!)