Popstar Clones

Lyrics

[Intro: Joelistics] Right, tell me [Verse 1: Joelistics] I write raps about girls, drugs and politics One of these subjects helps get me more sex The other makes me seem more intelligent and complex And the last one, umm, I forget I tripped in and tripped on a whole wide world of wrong A misfit in high school who everybody on picked on And that's the real reason why I really write these songs So I can get love from brunettes and blondes Tonight, I'm gon' dance like Napoleon Dynamite Take my position there up and behind the mic Walk into the parliament and feed 'em all cyanide And liberate slaves who were workin' the nine-to-five I guess I'm the guy, plottin' the plot I'm only in hip-hop so I can buy a yacht A mansion and a Rolex and an antique Mercedes I'm only in hip-hop for the ladies, yeah I'm bigger than both of Biggie Smalls' balls And I'm doin' a tour of shopping centres and malls And I'm the first one who coined the phrase "yes y'all" So you all owe me royalty Well, I'm a rapper, I'm the life of the party Like a used car salesman, but much more charming I'm gonna be big in Japan, you know I am Yes, you best understand, man, I am the man [Chorus: Seed MC & Joelistics] I wanna be one of the cool kids I wanna be huge and real big I want all my songs to be ringtones And I wanna be a popular popstar clone I wanna be one of the cool kids I wanna be huge and real big I want all my songs to be ringtones And I wanna be a popular popstar clone [Verse 2: Seed MC] I'm convinced that I got a career in the theater and Even as a fully revered remix pioneer That gets me chicks from all the way here to Siberia 'S a lot of hits out there, but mine are far superior Now let me get close up to the mic diaphragm And tell you how really, really good I am Hip shootin' hooks like I'm Yosemite Sam Did I mention that I'm really good looking? "Nah, man! Tell me about it!" I'm really well hung, stylistically After every show, all the girls start frisking me I'm literally so hot, dignified and so pot Mick Jagger and all the other rock gods are even into me Not just my looks, but my musical hooks We can get together! (Aw shit, I lost my page) (Hang on a second, I just gotta get this...) [Chorus: Seed MC & Joelistics] I wanna be one of the cool kids I wanna be huge and real big I want all my songs to be ringtones And I wanna be a popular popstar clone I wanna be one of the cool kids I wanna be huge and real big I want all my songs to be ringtones And I wanna be a popular popstar clone [Outro: Joelistics] We are young No one can tell us we're wrong Searching our hearts for so long From the first knowing Love is a battlefield Hip-hop's a battlefield Love is a battlefield Hip-hop's a battlefield Love is a battlefield Hip-hop's a battlefield (Believe it, yeah)