Pedo Peter

Lyrics

[Intro] Well, heh, here we are I would put a news story at the beginning of this song But nobody's covering it, so it's just me I mean how many nicknames does this guy have? Ya got Big Guy, Pedo Joe, Sleepy Joe Now, Pedo Peter? Heh, I mean this one really caught me off guard! [Chorus] Well, looks like we got a pedo leader All thanks to his son, he made a pedo tweaker (Pedos!) Ya'll just some pedo breeders You're The Big Guy, now it's Pedo Peter? Wait, I thought it was Big Guy, now it's Pedo Peter? You rank pretty high on the pedo meter, Joe Hi, I am the pedo-beater Pretty sick, your own son calls you Pedo Peter Well, looks like we got a pedo leader All thanks to his son, he made a pedo tweaker (Pedos!) Ya'll just some pedo breeders You're The Big Guy, now it's Pedo Peter? Wait, I thought it was Big Guy, now it's Pedo Peter? You rank pretty high on the pedo meter, Joe Hi, I am the pedo-beater Pretty sick, your own son calls you Pedo Peter [Verse 1 Tyson James and Joe Biden] Ya'll sick freaks, these are sick leaks It's a big swamp, ya'll a big creek Man, y'all a burn like the fig tree Never learn, ya'll messin' with the Big G He's a big guy, lay the smack down I'm wi' him, we'll never back down But, Hunter can't seem to put that crack down But it's the same demon, just got passed down We see you sniffin' the kids (you nasty!) Belong in the prison, with pigs (you sick!) Look, I'm done with the queers You cover your ears, but you gonna listen to this How you vote for a pedo that can't even walk? You didn't get the memo? He can't even talk! Pu-nd-pht-ats-thufta-da-phresh-ir Bleh-argh-bleh-argh, do-kaka-poo-poo That's kaka poo-poo Ya'll must be into a lot of voodoo Ya'll bow down to defile the guru Looks like he stuck in a lot of doo-doo Man, but look, he'll never see a cell 'Cause, nobody talkin', and nobody tell You gonna scream, I know, you gonna yell And, you gonna pay, when He throw you in Hell [Chorus] Well, looks like we got a pedo leader All thanks to his son, he made a pedo tweaker (Pedos!) Ya'll just some pedo breeders You're The Big Guy, now it's Pedo Peter? Wait, I thought it was Big Guy, now it's Pedo Peter? You rank pretty high on the pedo meter, Joe Hi, I am the pedo-beater Pretty sick, your own son calls you Pedo Peter [Verse 2] It seems like everybody cover for Joe All of these people that come from below Look at his son, he knee deep in the blow Sellin' oil to China, like who would'a known? Man, somebody makin' a dollar! Fire the pedo, I'm tired of the robbers! Tired of the Godless, I'm tired of the mockers! And I will not sell, I don't care what they offer! All of that pedo stuff run in the family All of the people prepare for calamity I'ma be Christian, I won't use profanity I'ma be real, they don't live in reality Meh, these people are sick I'm watchin' the clock, as it ticks He's comin' quick, you think that you slick It won't be a game, when he rain down the bricks Heh, pedophiles, ya'll the worst kind You should be killed on the first time How you committing the worst crime? You ain't nothin' but dirt, with perverse minds! Meh, you a sick individual! Stand before God, you a criminal! It's all political, I'll never pity the pitiful! Burn in the flame, with the liberals! [Chorus] Well, looks like we got a pedo leader All thanks to his son, he made a pedo tweaker (Pedos!) Ya'll just some pedo breeders You're The Big Guy, now it's Pedo Peter? Wait, I thought it was Big Guy, now it's Pedo Peter? You rank pretty high on the pedo meter, Joe Hi, I am the pedo-beater Pretty sick, your own son calls you Pedo Peter Well, looks like we got a pedo leader All thanks to his son, he made a pedo tweaker (Pedos!) Ya'll just some pedo breeders You're The Big Guy, now it's Pedo Peter? Wait, I thought it was Big Guy, now it's Pedo Peter? You rank pretty high on the pedo meter, Joe Hi, I am the pedo-beater Pretty sick, your own son calls you Pedo Peter [Outro] Heh-heh Hunter, you're doin' an amazing job, boy Keep doin' what yer' doin', 'cause yer' doin' outstanding! Somebody give this guy a promotion! Oh, wait, Joe already did that But, keep doin' what you're doin', you're doin' great