An Ode to Locksmiths

Lyrics

[Intro] (Where the fuck are my keys?) [Verse 1] Been given the keys I knew I'd receive, be careful What you're asking for Thy rod and thy staff Simply twelve-toned math, an earful Opening all doors [Verse 2] Simon the Roman Gone fishin' for man, if you're caught Is to be freed Come open your lock By using a rock or sowing The proper seeds [Instrumental Bridge] [Verse 3] Woe to thee, all women Of land, air, and sea Adam was the serpent Apple 'tween his knees Seduced by a snake Worshipped by nations Banished forth from Eden It's the male who is Satan, Satan [Verse 4] From the tree of knowledge A metaphor for sex Plucked a ripened globe of fruit That of innocence Since forbidden, resisted Forcing her to taste And now I know why girls hate boys 'Cause Eve was in fact raped, raped [Interlude] You ain't goin' nowhere Everybody ready? Let's go [Outro] We ain't goin' home, got nowhere to go We ain't goin' home, got nowhere to go We ain't goin' home, got nowhere to go We ain't goin' home, got nowhere to go Nowhere to go Nowhere to go (Come on) (You come on) We ain't goin' home, got nowhere to go We ain't goin' home, got nowhere to go We ain't goin' home, got nowhere to go We ain't goin' home, got nowhere to go Nowhere to go Nowhere to go Nowhere to go