Waited Till Halloween

Lyrics

[Intro] Some of us believe Halloween to be a celebration of Samhain The festival of [?] The only night of the year where the dead are given a chance To walk freely amongst the planet Some of you partake in wearing costumes In trying to ward off these souls that have passed on Hoping you will be safe under the moon of All Hallow's Eve But we have patiently waited for this very night of October 31st To bring to you the wicked shit [Verse 1: Monoxide] It was Halloween '85, I'm knocking on the do' But when it opens, it was creaking and his voice real low And said "This is a special treat for you, little guy And if you eat it right now, you'll get another surprise" I'm like "Fuck it, give it up, and let me eat it hurry up" And by the time I went to swallow, I was covered in blood Now he's laughing at me saying that the joke was been made And that the other surprise was inside, it was a razor blade Now I'm choking on my own blood I can't breathe and I really wanna leave, but my soul's stuck Now I'm just another ghost in the house And every Halloween, I'm the unseen that tries to take you out Sure it seems a little crazy, but this is my day And all you little boys and girls are gonna pay I gotta wait until my time comes once a year Until then, I'm just a little boy that disappeared [Chorus: Monoxide & Jamie Madrox] (I waited for Halloween) So I can bug out Smoke out this lunatic and rip your fuckin' throat out (I waited for Halloween) Because it feels right Full moon illuminated in the sky at night (I waited for Halloween) So I can bug out Smoke out this lunatic and rip your fuckin' throat out (I waited for Halloween) Because it feels right Full moon illuminated in the sky at night [Verse 2: Jamie Madrox] Waited for Halloween to make a bong From that so-called jack o' lantern we jacked from yo' front lawn I'm feeling good now and flying high Like a wicked fucking witch riding brooms through the night sky But we don't trick for treats, we spit on beats And smash motherfuckers in the middle of they own street "Give me my shit, bitch," is my reply Or we breaking your jaw and swelling your eye tonight This All Hallow's Eve,, tell me do, you believe In that costume you're wearing, an attempt to deceive "Give me this mask!" Fuck you hiding from? It ain't not the mask I got beef with It's the punks that's inside of 'em Inhumanly patient, I waited forever to bring this And my advise is lock your doors and mind ya business [Chorus: Monoxide & Jamie Madrox] (I waited for Halloween) So I can bug out Smoke out this lunatic and rip your fuckin' throat out (I waited for Halloween) Because it feels right Full moon illuminated in the sky at night (I waited for Halloween) So I can bug out Smoke out this lunatic and rip your fuckin' throat out (I waited for Halloween) Because it feels right Full moon illuminated in the sky at night [Verse 3: Monoxide] I don't give a fuck, I'm painted up every motherfuckin' day On the bridge, throwing pumpkins at the cars on the freeway I'm smoking squares, snatching heads instead of bags Leaving candles in your necks so I can light and take a drag Patiently waiting for the season to arrive And when it does, run for cover 'Cause everybody suffers and dies I bake your body like a pumpkin seed And pass it out like pieces of candy on Hallow's Eve [Verse 4: Jamie Madrox] Yo, I'm a fucking schizo, I got a pet dead head And I feed it quarter bags of Doritos A lunatic waitin', never said I was on the channel Everybody is, but that's okay, 'cause it don't matter Waited for Halloween to get loose And wrap a rope around your neck And make a comfortable noose And watch you swing, terrified of everything From the dark to the lyrics in the songs that we sing [Interlude: Bill Cosby] You ever taste lint-covered licorice taffy apple popcorn peanut orange donut peppermint divinity fudge all globbed together in one big gritty gooey wad? Oh [Chorus: Monoxide & Jamie Madrox] (I waited for Halloween) So I can bug out Smoke out this lunatic and rip your fuckin' throat out (I waited for Halloween) Because it feels right Full moon illuminated in the sky at night (I waited for Halloween) So I can bug out Smoke out this lunatic and rip your fuckin' throat out (I waited for Halloween) Because it feels right Full moon illuminated in the sky at night [Outro: Bill Cosby] And what about my poor brother Russel who's trapped in a room full of millions of alligators and snakes and spiders and giant space squid and- Okay okay, I hear what you say, I'm going up there and ringing that door bell No, no