U Don’t Wanna B Like Me

Lyrics

[Intro: Jamie Madrox] Uoy-uoy-you-you don't wan-wan Uoy-uoy-you-you don't wan-wan You don't wanna be like me Don't wanna be like you You don't wanna be like me Don't wanna be like you You don't wanna be like me Don't wanna be like you [Verse 1: Monoxide, Jamie Madrox] I can walk on water and freeze it on step one And then I'll stick my finger in it and melt it like it was hot sun Well I can turn your adam's apple into apple juice Start to strangle mothafuckas till their face turn blue I can be the world's greatest serial killer of all time And I'll end your fuckin' life at the drop of a dime I can float above the clouds, way up in the sky And it's my choice if I live or die Or I can be the strange pizza man that always knocks twice And when you open up your door I give your mothafuckin' neck a slice I can take a million dollars and just throw it away 'Cause it'll never replace a single ounce of my sanity I can be the last angel standin' on top of the hill Or the green demon waitin' on your window sill And I can become an icon for the oppressed 'Cause their hearts still beatin' in their unforgiven chest [Chorus: Jamie Madrox, Monoxide] (You!) Don't wanna be like (Me!) Don't wanna be like (You!) Don't wanna be like (Me!) Don't wanna be like And this is the mind of a serial killa! (You don't wanna be like) (You!) Don't wanna be like (Me!) Don't wanna be like (You!) Don't wanna be like (Me!) Don't wanna be like And this is the mind of a serial killa! (You don't wanna be like) [Verse 2: Jamie Madrox, Monoxide] I can buy a shotgun from Target with attempts to set it off I can load that bitch in the parkin' lot and shoot that shit off And I can be the book of the dead, a vampire or a demon But either way your fucked, 'cause when I leave your not breathin' Well I can part the sea with the wand of a wizard And turn a hot day into a windy blizzard I can be an axe in the backs of people who wanna trash talk And leave your body slaughtered all over your momma's sidewalk I can disappear into the air like a phantom in the night And I can die if I'm exposed to excessive sunlight And I can show you how to dig a bitches grave in less then 20 seconds And I'll shove that bitch in there and let her family get to guessin' I can grab you out of your world and show you horrible things And I can show you the terror that curiosity brings And I can be the last straw, that puts you over the edge And leaves eleven at your work place dead [Chorus: Jamie Madrox, Monoxide] (You!) Don't wanna be like (Me!) Don't wanna be like (You!) Don't wanna be like (Me!) Don't wanna be like And this is the mind of a serial killa! (You don't wanna be like) (You!) Don't wanna be like (Me!) Don't wanna be like (You!) Don't wanna be like (Me!) Don't wanna be like And this is the mind of a serial killa! (You don't wanna be like) [Outro: Monoxide, Jamie Madrox] You! Me! You! And this is the mind of a serial killa! You! Me! You! (Uoy-uoy-you-you don't wan-wan) (Uoy-uoy-you-you don't wan-wan) And this is the mind of a serial killa! That album was tough, teaching my love!