Off the Chain

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Jamie Madrox] Daddy, I'm high as a cloud, floatin', lookin' to touch Anything soft enough I can bust my nuts on Like them average ass titties of yours Now I done seen many, many pairs of titties before But them titties right there look suckable to me With the nipple in the middle where the sucker supposed to be She got a kinda bangin' booty, kinda more not than so If I don't drop this load, my nuts are gonna explode [Verse 2: Monoxide] Now I'm stoned sober in a room full of ugly And all I wanna do is get some ass tonight And if I play my cards right and smoke this weed Then I'll be swimmin' in some ass like the tsunami And it won't matter if she kinda looks like a he 'Cause as long as I stay high, they're all dimes to me Bumpin' Ron Isley in the truck with the tree Gettin' high, hopin' this ugly bitch will fuck me [Chorus: Monoxide & Jamie Madrox] Now you look like Madonna with a splash of J-Lo (I'm so) Mixed with Halle Berry and some Anna Nicole 'Cause when I'm smokin', every girl I see seems to be so off the chain A little Gwen Stefani and some Fergie and Britney (I'm so) Charlize Thereon with some Angelina Jolie 'Cause when I'm smokin', every girl I see seems to be so off the chain [Verse 3: Monoxide] Sometimes, we would get high in the back And there'd always be this girl with a super nipple rack And I wouldn't hit it with a bat if I'm not stoned But fuck it, since I'm high, little ugly got boned I'm in the zone, I'm high, kinda trippin' off of this Everywhere that I look's a fine bitch Goddamnit, I love this weed 'Cause every last bitch look good to me [Verse 4: Jamie Madrox] Beauty is skin deep, and ugly is to the bone Ain't no reason that bangin' ass need to be havin' pants on I like that upside down heart that lives inside your G-string Packed to the max with needful things Like coochie and butt, watch it jiggle and such As she walks by with that runway strut I'm mesmerized on how much ass calf and thighs You managed to stuff inside them Levi's [Chorus: Monoxide & Jamie Madrox] You look like Jenna Jameson and Vivica Foxy (I'm so) With a dash of Vida Guerra and Beyoncé 'Cause when I'm smokin', every girl I see seems to be so off the chain A little Paris Hilton and some Gretchen Wilson (I'm so) With a splash of Ashlee n' Jessica Simpson 'Cause when I'm smokin', every girl I see seems to be so off the chain [Verse 5: Jamie Madrox] Your lips are just so soft and supple I'm willin' to bet the farm she got a tight moose knuckle I'm seein' so many turkeys that I wouldn't mind stuffin' Like that one right here, I bet you she like it rough and hard And if she wanna cuddle right quick Turn an indoor ho into an outdoor trick Let her suck your dick in a public bathroom While there's other people on the side of you, takin' a doo [Verse 6: Monoxide] Now I'm walking through the mall and I'm high as the sun And I swear this bitch's ass is looking like a Cinnabun And then I go and get a pretzel from Aunt Annie's Then I fell in love with her flabby fanny I'm gettin' outta here before my penis gets hard And I get thrown out by the security guards Feeling like a retard, I'm horny and high But I'm almost out of weed, so I'm sayin' goodbye