Lyrics

[Intro] Christmas (Ho ho ho) A Murder City Christmas (West side, east side) [Verse 1: Monoxide, Violent J, Jamie Madrox, Shaggy 2 Dope] On the east side where we ride or die Blowin' green trees underneath Christmas lights Got the sweet leaf passin' when the time is right I'ma kill a motherfucker tonight (Sounds tight) On the west side, Santa smokes PCP Wrecked his sleigh and got stuck in a tree Crackheads climbed up and robbed his ass Butt naked, found him in the dumpster trash On the east side, we keepin' it red and green Smokin' on a fatty while trimmin' the Christmas tree Ain't nobody on the streets because it's too cold In the Murder City, blood turns to red icicles On the west side, it's more coal than presents Handed out to the kids by Zug Island representatives On Christmas Eve, a black-ass snow The only white powder you see is bagged and sold [Chorus] Christmas (Ho ho ho) It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas (West side, east side) It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas (Ho ho ho) It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas (West side, east side) It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas [Interlude: Shaggy 2 Dope] Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! The holidays are a time of giving and receiving! Give me some money So I can receive me a warm bottle of hooch [Verse 2: Violent J, Monoxide, Shaggy 2 Dope, Jamie Madrox] On the west side, people got kids to feed Mom's a hooker, and I'm sellin' brown weed Suicide rates rise, everybody needs money So Frosty's cute-ass jokes ain't funny On the east side, we like to go out west Grab Shaggy and J and start killin' 'til the sun set Not fun yet? Gimme a sec I gotta throwaway tech for the special event On the west side, we throw up our sets Fuck a resolution, we set up New Year's bomb threats Hood rat hoes, with mistletoe over cameltoes Another zombie froze every time the wind blows On the east side, my pockets are straight lint So I stoled like a thief 'cause my money was like spent Got a wreath on my door and an eviction notice stapled in the center How could the holidays get any better? [Chorus] Christmas (Ho ho ho) It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas (West side, east side) It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas (Ho ho ho) It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas (West side, east side) It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas [Interlude: Shaggy 2 Dope] Excuse me, lady! Ho, ho! But I happened to notice your purse! Could I have some cheerful holiday loot, bitch? Please! Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! [Verse 3: Violent J, Jamie Madrox, Shaggy 2 Dope, Monoxide] On the west side, Rudolph's red light nose Means cheap-ass sex from his strung-out hoes Their toes are frozen, all in the streets With shiverin' teeth, still nibblin' meats On the east side, believe me, I'm not a Scrooge I'm a serial killer, tired of wearing some bloody snow boots Kinda havin' to choke my way through the holidays So I'ma do it right this time and get paid On the west side, we got Santa the crackhead He'll get you a VCR for a dime bag He's fat and old, but here's the difference His beard's gray and nappy, and it smells like piss On the east side, if you're window's open Just know somebody probably scopin' You should know that shit gets got like everyday Even 'round Christmas time, we don't play [Chorus] Christmas (Ho ho ho) It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas (West side, east side) It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas (Ho ho ho) It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas (West side, east side) It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas [Interlude: Shaggy 2 Dope] Happy Christmas, folks! Ho, ho, ho! Hey, hey, little boy! Come here and give old Saint Nick a bite of that Whopper You greedy little bitch! [Chorus] Christmas (Ho ho ho) It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas (West side, east side) It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas (Ho ho ho) It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas (West side, east side) It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas