Hydro (Bong Water Remix)

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Monoxide] Now all these people wanna smoke some weed with Twiztid And see if we really smoke all that's listed From bubblegum to super skunk one to five Even smoked a little bit of some shit they call the beehive I been to Europe and made Amsterdam cry 'Cause me and Madrox straight smoked them hoes dry I'm like fuck Cheech, he don't even hit the bong And I did thirty days for drinkin' cleanall with Tommy Chong I shot a movie wit the guy from Half Baked He didn't smoke but he was funny so I guess hе's only half fake So rake the seeds out your weed I'm not smokin' That shit you'rе 'bout to roll up to me don't even look potent And I ain't chokin' off these stems and seeds And why does everybody say they smoke more weed than me? It's not a race, it ain't no contest, winner roll the weed up Think about that and keep a treat up [Chorus] From the cough of the green ass weed with no seeds To the boogie that'll make a motherfucker's lungs bleed Smoke down in the car, can't breathe Everybody wanna smoke with me, smoke with me To my dogs with the pre-rolled blunts in the air Bumpin' this like we don't care (Come and smoke with me) Dirty piss, violated again I'm in the system and I just can't win (Come and smoke with me) [Verse 2: Jamie Madrox, Monoxide] All real smokers break buds to this And all you part-time pot smokers, take a listen Man, you're smokin' lawn clippings, why you bullshittin'? Roll your whole house to five joints and burn it all in one sittin' I'm hardly buzzin', I think you got the shaft Cousin told you it was sticky sticky but I guess it really wasn't They just sold you a headache inside a bag And from where I'm from, we call it bammer booty shwag It might seem like we don't smoke no weed just because you're standin' there But everybody's blazin' up as soon as you disappear You can smell the fuckin' weed when it's lit And that's as close as you can get when I be smokin' my shit 'Cause you're a freeloadin' weed smoker, everybody knows one You can bet a million dollars he ain't got none I gotta smoke a lot of weed to get high And I don't need your freeloadin' lips, so say goodbye [Chorus] From the cough of the green ass weed with no seeds To the boogie that'll make a motherfucker's lungs bleed Smoke down in the car, can't breathe Everybody wanna smoke with me, smoke with me To my dogs with the pre-rolled blunts in the air Bumpin' this like we don't care (Come and smoke with me) Dirty piss, violated again I'm in the system and I just can't win (Come and smoke with me) [Verse 3: Jamie Madrox] One puff and it blows your head off, second puff you're set off The third choke and shit on your chest your wanna let off Pass the joint, past the point of bein to' down I'm so high that my heartbeat's startin' to slow down Fingernails are roach clips for gourmet smokin' Smashed up glass pieces slash my whole face open I'm zonin' and I don't feel a thing I probably won't recall a single thing that's happening My medicine is sold by the dope man (Quarters and halves) And big boys and QP's that come wit fat price tags (How much are your spendin?) Whatever it takes To get rid of all these headaches and shakes, make no mistakes I come wit green for the green, an even exchange No money for no bag of brown backyard boogie I get so high that you would have to rip me out of the sky For the feeling that the real green provides [Chorus] From the cough of the green ass weed with no seeds To the boogie that'll make a motherfucker's lungs bleed Smoke down in the car, can't breathe Everybody wanna smoke with me, smoke with me To my dogs with the pre-rolled blunts in the air Bumpin' this like we don't care (Come and smoke with me) Dirty piss, violated again I'm in the system and I just can't win (Come and smoke with me) [Outro] Not a day goes where I'm broken To the point where I can't take it So where's your five at? I gotta see somethin' And if you [?], then you ain't smokin' nothin' Not a day goes where I'm broken To the point where I can't take it So where's your five at? I gotta see somethin' And if you [?], then you ain't smokin' nothin'