1st Day Out - ’98

Lyrics

[Intro: Jamie Madrox, Violent J] I got another funky rhyme Another funky funky rhyme I got another funky rhyme Another funky rhyme another funky funky rhyme I got another funky rhyme (Aw shit, Twiztid!) Another funky funky rhyme (This is my shit, man!) I got another funky rhyme (They're finna remake the wicked shit!) Another funky rhyme another funky funky rhyme (Jamie, spit, man) [Verse 1: Jamie Madrox] Now they let the gates up so I bail Six shitty months pick me up from the county jail Smart ass mouth even though I paid my dues Chrome toilet, rolled blankets, and the rubber shoes But I ain't naggin' Here comes my people in the hoopty, muffler draggin' Ain't been in the hoo-ride long And the two liter of Moon Mist is almost gone Nuts are kinda anxious to drop a load Told my man hook me up with a chick that he know The bitch said, motherfucker, pick me up at three Can't bitch, SEMTA don't ride your street We can eat around the corner at KFC You can take a cab and I'll pay the fee When she showed up damn, she was out of luck I forgot my wallet in the glovebox of my truck Foot the tab for the cab and the dinner too With a knot in my sock, bitch I thought ya knew Dressed to impress chewin' Dentyne gum And I was drunk as fuck and smelled like an alley bum I'm chewin' on my food like a carnivore Dumb bitch starin' at me like an eyesore Then I plopped my face in the bowl of soup And slurped every last bit up through my missin' tooth The bitch jumped up faster than a race And told me had to powder her face Since she pickin' up the tab, ya know that I'ma go for mine Garçon, Chablis '54 vintage wine And a steak well done and an order of shrimp Jamie Madrox playin' the pimp, uh She's back now, and her hair ain't fixed Probably in the bathroom kickin' back takin' a shit But I ain't sayin' nothin' though I ain't sayin nothin' bout the motherfuckin' ho What's up, bitch? You ready to break? Besides, how long can one fat bitch take? Quit snackin' and pay this shit so we can go to your crib And watch a horror flick, with ya daddy [Interlude: Violent J, Jamie Madrox] You're Employed? Uh, shit, naw [Verse 2: Jamie Madrox] Your daddy's pretty fresh, sweetie pie I mean him, lettin' me grip his ride Besides, he slipped me a fifty But then again, I'm kinda shifty Now I wanna fuck so we headed to my house Fuck sittin' with your parents on the couch Dad, I got a bitch in my room and a smile Take your ass to the bar and don't come back for a while A Juggalo's known for smackin' hoes But I need to bust nuts so I switch to the mack mode [Verse 3: Monoxide, Violent J] Now woman, you know I love you So why don't you just let me fuck you? Look bitch, I know you's a freak So let me get a little kiss on my cheek And a fuck to go with that Come on nympho and let me hit that Tell you what, ya let me stick it And I gotta leftover piece of chicken for ya Ya little sewer skank Ya nasty little pipe smokin' money hungry bitch! That's the shit, J Eighty-five bucks an hour, and you wanna play And that was that A little smooth talkin', and she was on her back Ya never guess what My first day out, and I caught my nut [Outro: Jamie Madrox & Monoxide] First day out and I caught my nut (What) First day out and I caught my nut (What) First day out and I caught my nut (What) Well shit bitch, it's my first day out, and I caught my nut First day out and I caught my nut (What) First day out and I caught my nut (What) First day out and I caught my nut (What) Well shit bitch, it's my first day out, and I caught my nut First day out and I caught my nut (What) First day out and I caught my nut (What) First day out and I caught my nut (What) Well shit bitch, it's my first day out, and I caught my nut First day out and I caught my nut (What) First day out and I caught my nut (What) First day out and I caught my nut (What) Well shit bitch, it's my first day out, and I caught my nut