Tales Of The Twins

Lyrics

[Intro] You what's up twins What's up, what's up? How you living Troop? I'ma call that boy Flava and listen to my PE tape Word Word, I heard that So what you's doing tonight? Yo man, we're just gonna get some forties and find a party, you know what I'm saying Yo, I'm going to the party in the house at the end of the block Yo man, what are you crazy? Crazy? They gonna be stupid girls out there Man that house is a bug! Yo, you're watching too much Twilight Zone boy Yo, you just don't know! Tell 'em Len, tell 'em Check it out [Verse 1] Friday night, chillin' with a friend Looking for excitement when We heard music coming from that house We said "Let's turn it out!" Walked up the steps and bust through the door Inside, we saw girls galore I started to base and stepped to a girl named Gail But she was Jason's female He chased me down to the dungeon Freddy Krueger was down there, rolling a blunt I made my escape and fell down the stairs But he was already there Along with Dr. Jekyll and Frankenstein Jason said "Don't touch him, the kid's all mine" Frightened, so I paused for a second Looked up above and saw a small exit Up on the rails to get a boost The Wolfman was waiting when I got on the roof Pulled me up, threw me over the fence That's my story, tell me are you convinced? Yo, come on man, that's a lot of bull No, I'm telling you Sean, this ain't no joke Man, get outta here Look, look listen [Verse 2] By that house, one afternoon I heard a great big boom! Thunder, then I heard the wind blow Then a voice yelled out the window Hey you, we're having a party Come on in, have some Bacardi I said "Yes," went in the door I saw monsters on the floor Frankenstein and Gargamel Freddy Krueger had a fly female Ooh, I just had to base Fred got upset so I hit him in his face And ran, but I didn't run fast enough They started to bum rush Oh man, what a sight to see All these creatures were after me! I went into the closet and what did I see there? The Wicked Witch with a forty of beer So I took and ran for escape Outside, I saw black cape It was Count Dracula, he asked me for some blood So I hit him in his face with the forty of beer and he fell down in the mud True story, so now you know Tell me, do you still wanna go? It's not a hard choice But when you hear that voice, by then you'll know Yo man, I don't know You serious? Word is bond, I'm tellin' you man Nah, I'm goin' for mine Look Sean, check this out [Verse 3] In front of that house I saw something What a woman, wearing nothing! She said "Hi, it's starting to rain Come inside, have some champagne" So I went inside I saw Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde They threw me in the dungeon, boy was it spooky Would you believe I saw Shaggy and Scooby Then I saw a telephone Called the Ghostbusters but they weren't home Scooby said "I'll relieve your stress" My nigga pulled out a bag of cess I started puffin' but at that time Creatures came in, all in line Herman Munster, Grandpa and Eddie I saw Jason and Freddy In a hurry, they all grabbed me And took me out to hang me from a tree Then my posse pulled up They jumped out the jeep and they said "What's up!" The creatures ran down the street Their heart was filled with fear We jumped in the jeep and followed them But they all just disappeared So the next you're invited to a party, hope it's not that house A metaphor for your head like Eddie Murphy said when he said "Get out" Get out!