Next Door

Lyrics

[Intro] Yeah, yeah Oh [Chorus 1] I tried to change your mind, not waste my time But I didn't really know how to So I was bound to change mine about you Yeah, yeah I tried to change your mind, not waste my time But I didn't really know how to So I was bound to change mine about you Yeah, yeah [Verse 1] Okay, once upon there was this diddy that I knew She dressed like Betty Boop, lived on [?] avenue Was a pity, feel me? She was pretty fit, really Miss Prissy had a shitty attitude, wouldn't sit with me I be like, "What's the deal, girl, what can I do?" We be in the real world, I know this isn't Xanadu You're always in the baddest mood I'm tryna make you happy, daddy's little girl was like a baby [?] Every day she liked to whinge and bitch [?] tripping on why she isn't rich I tried to give her gifts, it was never good enough Fetch you breakfast in bed, get up early just to cook it up (Guttentag) But she wouldn't budge, go figure Cruella de Vil, yo, this chick was so bitter And I ain't no quitter, I gladly would've hung around And stuck it out if she wasn't such a fucking cow [Chorus 2] Whatever happened to the girl next door? She had nice long legs, wore tight red shorts She used to sit on the steps of her front porch And she was always styling Whatever happened to the girl next door? We used to make love on the bedroom floor I remember when I met her [?] 'Cause she was always smiling [Post-Chorus] She just ain't like the other girls She just ain't like the other girls She just ain't like the other girls My lady ain't like... [Verse 2] Her name was Katie McFly Way more beautiful than I can say in this rhyme Biding my time just to see if she was into it Then by coincidence she hit me on the internet (Hello) Sent a message Asking whether I'd be interested to ever get a beverage Well, yes Miss, here's my number, drop a line, we can grab A Scotch & Dry with a spot of lime on the side I was on a high, uh, [?] in the clouds Getting ahead of myself, I'm telling you now, ready to pounce If I was [?] I'd be settling down Tattoo her name on my neck if I was ever in doubt Anyway, back to the set date Never late, enter stage left, more charming than Chevy Chase When I realised to my disappointment She's holding with that dude, is that meant to be here boyfriend? [Chorus 2] Whatever happened to the girl next door? She had nice long legs, wore tight red shorts She used to sit on the steps of her front porch And she was always styling Whatever happened to the girl next door? We used to make love on the bedroom floor I remember when I met her [?] 'Cause she was always smiling [Post-Chorus (Extended)] She just ain't like the other girls She just ain't like the other girls She just ain't like the other girls My lady ain't like... She just ain't like the other girls She just ain't like the other girls She just ain't like the other girls My lady ain't like...