Sweet Transvestite

Lyrics

[Intro] How do you do, I See you've met my Faithful handyman He's just a little brought down because When you knocked He thought you were the candyman [Verse 1] Don't get strung out by the way I look Don't judge a book by its cover I'm not much of a man by the light of day But by night I'm one hell of a lover [Chorus] I'm just a sweet transvestite (sweet transvestite) From Transexual, Transylvania [Verse 2] Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound You look like you're both pretty groovy Or if you, want something visual, that's not too abysmal We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie [Bridge] I'm glad we caught you at home Could we use your phonе? We're both in a bit of a hurry We'll just say whеre we are, then go back to the car We don't want to be any worry [Verse 3] Well you got caught with a flat? Well how about that Well babies don't you panic By the light of the match, it'll all seem alright I'll get you a satanic mechanic [Chorus] I'm just a sweet transvestite (sweet transvestite) From Transexual, Transylvania [Verse 4] You'll just, stay for the night (night) Or maybe a bite? (bite) I'll show you my favorite obsession I've been making a man, with blond hair and a tan And he's good for relieving my, tension [Chorus] I'm just a sweet transvestite (sweet transvestite) From Transexual, Transylvania Hit it! I'm just a sweet transvestite (sweet transvestite) From Transexual, Transylvania [Outro] So come up to the lab And see what's on the slab I see you shiver with antici... pation But maybe the rain, isn't really to blame So I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom