You’re Welcome

Lyrics

[KURT, spoken] Aw, you can't just leave [RAM, spoken] Not when you're dressed like that [VERONICA, spoken] Dressed like what? This is what I always wear [KURT, spoken] Yeah, and it's torture [RAM, spoken] How can you expect us to control ourselves when you look like that? [VERONICA, spoken] Dear Diary Here we are in the dark, fifty yards from my car I could climb that tree, I'd never get that far They're a hundred pounds heavier, they have my keys I'm a rat in a trap, correction: I'm the cheese [KURT] Hey there girl, ignore this fool He tries to play cool while he's dribblin' drool [RAM] Just trying to say in our friendly way That you've gotten hotter, like, every day [KURT, spoken] Ow! [RAM] Hey there girl, avoid this punk He's hungry for a hunk of the junk in your trunk [KURT] There is no lie, the dog won't try When a tasty treat like you walks by, 'cause [KURT & RAM] Once, you were geeky and nerdy Now you're flirty, freaky, and dirty [KURT] You were nothing and nobody [RAM] But now you're good enough to [KURT & RAM] Get with me [KURT & RAM, spoken] Huh [KURT & RAM, KURT, RAM & BOYS] You're welcome, look where you are You're welcome, you've won the football star You're welcome [RAM] Baby, what's that smell? [KURT] That's the smell of me loving you well [KURT, RAM & BOYS] You're welcome [KURT & RAM beatbox] [VERONICA, spoken] This is not a drill, this is not a bad dream In a cow pasture, no one can hear you scream Never break their stare, stay awake, stay aware You're not in real danger 'til they grab your ha-a-a-air [RAM] Come back, girl, now don't play hurt If you don't want me starin', why're you wearin' that skirt? [KURT] We can't be tamed and we can't be blamed It's all your fault that we're inflamed, 'cause [KURT & RAM] Once, you were grody and grotty [RAM] Now you got a body like a Maserati [KURT & RAM] Stroke my fur, make me purr [KURT, spoken] Hey [KURT] You wanted to be [KURT, RAM & BOYS] Popular [KURT, spoken] Hit me [RAM, spoken] Huh! [KURT & RAM, KURT, RAM & BOYS] You're welcome, look where you are You're welcome, come get your football star You're welcome [RAM] You've joined the pros [KURT] Once we squeeze you, you'll stay squoze [RAM] You're welcome in my lap, welcome on my knee [KURT] Well, come on and get grabby in the grass with me [VERONICA, spoken] I got one last chance to save my ass What was that move from my self-defense class? [RAM] I'll steal your heart like a thief, bring you sweet relief [KURT] Call me Wendy, 'cause you'll never wonder [KURT, RAM & BOYS, spoken] "Where's the beef?" [VERONICA, spoken] They're a powder keg, so don't yell or beg Stay friendly, then gently, accidentally sweep the leg [KURT, spoken] No! [RAM, spoken] Ugh, gross [KURT, spoken] Aw, this mud stinks [VERONICA] You're welcome [KURT, spoken] Back up, fool, you reek! [VERONICA] You're welcome [RAM, spoken] Well, you smell like a sewage leak [VERONICA] You're welcome [KURT] Wait, dude, I'm pretty sure [VERONICA cackles] [KURT, spoken] This ain't mud, it's [KURT, RAM & BOYS, spoken] Cow manure [VERONICA & BOYS] You're welcome [KURT & RAM, spoken] Ah, it's everywhere [VERONICA & BOYS] You're welcome [KURT & RAM, spoken] Hold on, it's in my hair [VERONICA & BOYS] You're wel— [KURT & RAM, KURT, RAM & BOYS] Hey, girl, now let's not dwell On the smell, you can tell I can still be loving you well [VERONICA, spoken] Swell [KURT & RAM, KURT, RAM & BOYS] No, I'll be lovin' her well [VERONICA, spoken] See you in hell [KURT & RAM, KURT, RAM & BOYS] No, I'll be lovin' her well No, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be Lovin', lovin', lovin', lovin', lovin' her well You're welcome [VERONICA, KURT, RAM & BOYS] You're welcome, you're welcome