Petey’s King of France

Lyrics

[PETE] I was born to cheat and lie I'm a mean, rotten guy When you ask me Why I'm nasty Here's my reason why At that stork delivery Mommy screamed "Woe is me Such a dork Hey, Mr. Stork Behold my misery" Pete is ghastly, Pete's a blob Pete's a nasty, naughty slob" Can it sister, I'm the mister Who will get the job So I'm nasty I'm no good I'll be king, knock on wood I'll impress ya Though I'm just a Common lowly hood If you can't be loved, be feared Don't get shoved, sheep get sheared Be the king, pull the strings Or else you might get speared I'm so happy I could dance Seize my chance I'll advance Come and cheer me Love and fear me Petey's King of France Come and cheer me Love and fear me Petey's King of France