I Make Hamburgers

Lyrics

[Verse 1] My first customer was Megan She came in for a hamburger with the lot - no meat Hey that's a salad roll I said and we started going out My second customer was Susan She came in for Diet Pepsi morning tea Each day and I said "You don't need to be on a diet Do you wanna come out tonight?" [Chorus 1] I said I'll bring Gringo he's got a lot of money And he'll take us to the bars where they've got a view He'll buy us all those beers they give it to you in bottles They put lemon in the top it don't taste too bad I'm telling you Telling you [Verse 2] My third customer was Maria she came in for hot chips and sauce More sauce she said. I said now you're talking And she took me home to meet her mother My fourth customer was Sandy she came in for nothing I could see 'Cept me So it was I too, was eating a hamburger of sorts within an hour [Chorus 2] I make hamburgers I get all the girls And I take 'em out to dinner and I give 'em all a whirl And If they work I keep 'em If they don't I keep 'em too But I teach 'em all how to be d-d-d-d-dirty girls like you [Chorus 1] I said I'll bring Gringo he's got a lot of money And he'll take us to the bars where they've got a view He'll buy us all those beers they give it to you in bottles There's lemon in the top it don't taste too bad I'm telling you Telling you [Chorus 2] I make hamburgers I get all the girls And I take 'em out to dinner and I give 'em all a whirl And If they work I keep 'em If they don't I keep 'em too But I teach 'em all how to be d-d-d-d-dirty girls I make hamburgers I get all the girls If they work I keep 'em If they don't I keep 'em too [Chorus 2] I make hamburgers I get all the girls And I take 'em out to dinner And If they work I keep 'em If they don't I keep 'em too But I teach 'em all how to be d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dirty girls [Chorus 2] I make hamburgers I get all the girls And I take 'em out to dinner And If they work I keep 'em If they don't I keep 'em too