Pickles from the Jar

Lyrics

[Spoken Intro] [Verse 1] I say "dance", you say "dance" I say "France", you say "France" You're from Adelaide, I'm from Hobart I say "Hugh", you say "Grant" I say "pot", you say "plant" You're from Adelaide, I'm from Hobart [Hook] We couldn't be more contrary if we tried Oh, chalk and cheese, we rarely see eye to eye [Verse 2] I am dumb, you are smart We are fifteen years apart You're from Adelaide, I'm from Mars I say "ooh", you say "ahh" I am careful, you like scars I like pickles from the jar [Hook] We couldn't be more contrary if we tried Oh, chalk and cheese, we rarely see eye to eye [Verse 3] I say "you", you say "am I" You like mornings, I like nights I love you 'til the day I die You say "Christopher", I say "Walken" You love, I love Christopher Walken I guess at least we have got one thing in common [Hook] We couldn't be more contrary if we tried Oh, chalk and cheese, we rarely see eye to eye