Act Your Age

Lyrics

[Intro: Jake Stone] When I wake up [Verse 1: Bliss] When I wake in the morning, I smile to myself like I'm thanking God Shit, no more folks like, "Jonathan, when you gonna grow up and get a job?" (Uh-uh) 'Cause I made that job, no Steve, that job's kept me hungry and foolish (Yup) It's the coolest, I'ma dive in like Kendrick and drink some rum in the pool, bitch Or beers on the roof, it's the workaholic in the magic sun Till the esky is empty, shit, what's life if you ain't having fun? So forget your age and those walls, I'm bursting through that maze On top of the tour bus in a teen wolf mask surfing USA And we got that baggage packed, happy gas, massive laughs, yes, I can dig it So I joke like Tom when I Josh, basking in these toys like a big kid It's my habitat, I can't leave the trees like an Orangutan, I'ma Running on air anchorman and I never land like Bangarang [Chorus: Jake Stone] Why don't you act, why don't you just act your age? Why don't you act, why don't you just act your age? You know what I'm saying, yo, enough of that shit, check that [Verse 2: Eso] Yo, I'm acting the fool, no shame, I came, I shat in the pool Yeah, better pass that blunt, I'm 'bout, 'bout it, you can ask my Mum She'll tell ya, I'm psycho mate, my ideas make your lightbulbs break I make it look so damn easy when I rock that Borat mankini Fuck what they say, you don't miss your chance to eat chocolate cake with your hands You rock a bubble beard while you're taking a bath and where a simple fart still makes you laugh, like Hahahaha, blurp blurp, hahaha And then a big brown shark came, now I'm On the stage acting up, yelling bombs away while I grab my nuts Still living it like it's all a movie, still killing shit on Call of Duty And I still think I can move like the Matrix, real shit, shrooming in Vegas Or when I play with my dogs, even right now while I'm making this song So how's about it, let's laugh till there's power outage That's all I have to say, fuck them all, and don't act your age, I'm makin' pancakes [Chorus (Extended): Jake Stone] Why don't you act, why don't you just act your age? Why don't you act, why don't you just act your age? They're always saying to me, they're always saying: "Why don't you act, why don't you just act your age?" They're always saying to me, they're always saying: "Why don't you act, why don't you just act your age?" They're always saying to me, they're always saying: "Why don't you act, why don't you just act your age?" They're always saying to me, they're always saying: "Why don't you act, why don't you just act your age?"