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[Verse 1] Times have changed, our kids are getting worse They won't obey their parents, they just want to fart and curse Should we blame the government? Or blame society? Or should we blame the images on TV? No! [Chorus] Blame Canada Blame Canada With all their beady little eyes And flapping heads so full of lies Blame Canada Blame Canada We need to form a full assault It's Canada's fault! [Verse 2] Don't blame me for my son Stan He saw the darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan And my boy Eric once had my picturе on his shelf And now when I see him he tеlls me to fuck myself [Chorus] Blame Canada Blame Canada It seems that everything's gone wrong Since Canada came along Blame Canada Blame Canada They're not even a real country, anyways [Bridge] My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true Instead, he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue Should we blame the matches or should we blame the fire? Or the doctors who allowed him to expire? Heck no! [Chorus] Blame Canada Blame Canada With all their hockey hullabaloo And that slut Ryan Reynolds, too Blame Canada Shame on Canada [Outro] For the smut we must stop The trash we must smash The laughter and fun Must all be undone We must blame them and cause a fuss Before somebody thinks of blaming us! [Interlude] You guys, there are so many people to thank here tonight Again— I wanted— the whole South Park crew is here, where are you guys? Oh, there they are There's the South Park crew Animators, technical directors, all the people that make it happen Thank you guys There's also our executive producer Anne Garefino, who put this whole thing together And then she got COVID and she can't be here tonight We thank you so much, Anne And, uh—