Drunker Than Me

Lyrics

Well, lately I been noticin' a gradual escalation In your inability to handle your libation Go zero to sixty When you get on the whiskey Well, used to be a glass of wine an' you'd be fine all evenin' Now I'm the one who says: "We're done," an' tells us when we're leavin' Well, I miss the way that it was Can't even catch a good buzz 'Cause I keep worryin' about who's drivin' home Who's got the keys, who's got the 'phone Who'll pay the bill, call a cab I don't mean to make you mad But I don't want that responsibility An' I can't be with a woman, baby, who gets drunker than me Well, I never thought it'd come to this when I said: "Have another." 'Cause, baby, you turned into me, an' I became my mother Well, here's what I'm thinkin': You're interferin' with my drinkin' I think I have an answer to our present situation 'Cause you an' me out on the town's got built in limitations So let me make this clear: Hey I'm the one who's drinkin' here 'Cause I ain't worryin' about who's drivin' home Who's got the keys, who's got the 'phone Who'll pay the bill, call a cab I don't mean to make you mad But I don't want that responsibility An' I can't be with a woman, baby, who gets drunker than me I ain't tryin' to ruin your good time But I damn sure ain't lettin' yours ruin mine You ain't gonna ruin my good time, baby I keep worryin' about who's drivin' home Who's got the keys, who's got the 'phone Who'll pay the bill, call a cab I don't mean to make you mad But I don't want that responsibility An' I can't be with a woman, baby, who gets drunker than me No, I can't be with a woman, baby, who gets drunker than me, yeah