Do You Like That Funky Beat (Ah, Beat Beat)

Lyrics

Ahh beat, beat Do you like that funky beat? Everybody! Ahh beat, beat Do you like that funky beat? Everybody! Welcome to the party everybody I'm glad that you could attend We're gonna rock, shock, scream and shout To the beat that has no end Now you're listenin' to the number one rockin' MC Rockin' the world is my fantasy My name is Kool Kyle, they call me Starchild Just shockin' the house for a little while I'm six feet tall, full of joy To all the young ladies, I'm just a playboy 21 years old, it should be known I'm the high powered lover of the microphone Now New York City is my home When I rock the mic I like to get it on Born under the sign of Scorpio I make you work your body nice and slow I'm the K-O the O the L I got a telephone book full of clientele All the fly girls wanna ring my bell I'm the K-Y, L the E Just boogie to the rhythm of the Starchild beat Now twice a week I rock the funky beat I don't need a group because I can't be beat Not five, not four, not three, not two I'm one MC and I make ya boogaloo I'm the soul brother, the ladies lover I'm like no other, could never be another Playin' the role and keepin' undercover I'm down by law, you better take a good look Pretty soon I'll be in the history books Do-do it, you don't stop! Just dance to the rhythm make you wanna rock Check it out y'all, beat-beat Keep on to the boogie Now I can remember how I came to be Starchild, huh, the shocker MC I was sittin' at home, I was all alone To the rest of the world I was just an unknown 'Til one day when I made up my mind I got a little black book and I wrote my rhymes I went to a party and tried them out And you know what? I shocked the house It was love at first sight, me and the mic So I kept on rockin' til I got it right The beat was unique the sound was down And before too long I rocked the crowd I traveled near and I traveled far From coast to coast I became a star I was a disco dabbin', nonstop rappin' Fingers tappin', foot-stompin', toe-tappin' One of a kind with a thousand rhymes I put a giggle and a wiggle to the girls' behinds Do-do it, you don't stop! Just dance to the music, make you wanna rock-rock Check it out y'all, beat-beat Keep on to the boogie! Fly guys rock the house Just young ladies let's turn it out Well, Friday night and I was getting loose I went to the movies on forty-deuce To buy a ticket I was standing on line When I felt something fine catching my eye I turned around and what did I see? A jazzy young lady just a-starin' at me About five-foot-three lookin' super sweet Wearin' real tight Jordache dungarees I said "Hey fly girl, ya got the time? And if you got the time, let me give you a ride A boy like me and a girl like you Say hey fly girl, whatcha gonna do?" So we saw the flick and when it was done We went uptown to have a little fun We drank some wine, she shook her behind That jazzy young just lady blew my mind Do-do it, you don't stop! This [?] make you wanna rock! Now check it out y'all, to the beat Keep on to the boogie Now party people, it's now your turn Feel the heat and let me see ya burn Jump on the boogie and rock the beat Party people sing that melody! Ahh beat, beat Do you like that funky beat? Everybody! Ahh beat, beat Do you like that funky beat? Everybody! Ahh beat, beat Do you like that funky beat? Everybody! Ahh beat, beat Do you like that funky beat? Everybody! I'm the K-O-O-L Like the Eveready to the Duracell I'm the K-Y-L the E, keep on to the boogie Now party people what do you do? When you go the urge and you wanna boogaloo You put on your gear and head out the door Your very next stop is your neighborhood store You buy a bottle of brew, a pack of Doublemint You take a sip and then you chew a stick Soon you find your crew and then ya head uptown To dance with the ladies and groove to the sounds When you get to the party, the line is long There are sexy young girls from both near and far When you pay the damage, you go inside When you walk through the door you can't believe your eyes From wall to wall, from front to back The party's jumpin', it's really packed From top to bottom, and all four sides The house is rockin', it's a-comin' alive Well the man on the mic is throwin' down Check out the Kool Kyle Starchild sound What's my name (Kool Kyle!) Rockin' with? (The Disco Dolls!) You're scared of who? (I'm scared of you!) You're scared of who? (I'm scared of you!) Now tell me y'all, why ya scared of me? ('Cause Kool Kyle rocks so viciously!) Let's rock (And roll!) Let's roll (And rock!) Hip hop, ya don't stop! Young ladies (Mercedes!) Fly guys (Come alive!) To the Disco Dolls let's turn it out Everybody in the house say owww (Owww!) Owww (Owwww!) We go ooh-ah-shooby-doo! (Ooh-ah-shooby-do!) Hey party people can I rock with you Now whatcha wanna do? (Rock the house!) Do what, do what? (Rock the house!) Well if you wanna rock the house, just let me know Somebody say hooo! (Hooo!) Hoo-hooo! (Hoo-hooo!) You like it! (I like it!) You love it! (I love it!) Check it out y'all Well then throw your hands in the atmosphere Body rock, like you just don't care And if you want to get funky with me tonight Everybody say alright (Alright!) Alright! (Alright!) Somebody scream! (Owwwww!) I'm back again and you've got to know I'm the high-powered lover of the microphone Nothing but a fun-loving disco kid Get funky because this is it So kick off your shoes and I'll blow your mind So just visualize while I rap and rhyme Like a roller coaster on Coney Isle Like a great adventure for miles and miles Like the Little Rascals on channel 5 Like makin' love for the very first time Like the last day of school for the summer time Like playin' my song, dancin' to my rhymes Like a Big Mac burger that you eat at lunch Like Muhammad Ali and his knockout punch Like Phoebe Tyler and Erica Kane One life to live is the name of the game Like Kentucky Fried Chicken it's finger-lickin' good It's the voice of Kool Kyle in your neighborhood Put your foot on the rock, and pat your foot, don't stop! Everybody let's rock Now to the party people all over the world The men and the women, all the boys and girls Here's a little something that's just for you You pay close attention until I'm through Now 1980 is now upon us Ya gotta be cool and forget about the dust Ya gotta get together and join your hands Brothers and sisters, you gotta take a stand No matter who you are, no matter what you like Ya gotta be down with the universal [?] Before times run by, open your eyes You only got one life and that's no jive So put some pep in your step, some pride in your stride Come alive party people we've got to survive Do-do it, do-do it Just boogie to the beat, get to it To the bitin' MCs that are on the side Take some friendly advice and stay away from my rhymes Because I can't be you, you can't be me What it comes to is personality You got to pay your dues, settle the cost And never give up if you wanna be the boss Now these words I say, I believe are true If you don't believe, this is what you'll do Check out the rest and come back to me The proof is in the puddin' for you to see It's a simple fact that you can't deny My rhymes are wanted by the FBI The CIA called me up today Because the OO7 is on my case No matter where I go, I just can't hide Even Mother Goose's trying to bite my rhymes Now it shouldn't be a crime but I don't mind 'Cause my golden voice is a one of a kind On your stereo, on your radio Kool Kyle Starchild is on the go The high-powered lover of the microphone The everlasting disco Romeo So one more time before I leave Can you rock that funky beat? Because that funky beat is what we like When the voice of Kool Kyle rock-rocks the mic! Kool Kyle, beat, beat Do you like that funky beat? [?], beat, beat Do you like that funky beat? [?], beat, beat Do you like that funky beat? [?], beat, beat Do you like that funky beat? [?], beat, beat Do you like that funky beat? Disco Five, beat, beat Do you like that funky beat? Everybody, beat, beat!