Twisted and Bent

Lyrics

Spread-eagled illegally An angel as bored as me Should I cream and pretend I don't know about the world? Well, well, well, well, well You had Phil in my father's shed And Joe made a lovely bed Drag them on and off and on Somersaulted, autumn tumbled Feathers tickled memories Remember Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil? Remember Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil? I knew Phil well, well, well, well, well Should I embrace you or embalm you? You're so lackadaisical (Upsadaisy girl) Beauty is sin deep and when you scratch me It shows you remember Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe Remember Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe I knew Joe well, well, well, well, well The pirate in me turned a blind eye So come aboard, I'm going to explore Murphy's law and the rules of Columbus He got it wrong, got blown off course Navigated us in knots, of course So come aboard, let's sing a lament The world isn't round, it's twisted and bent So come aboard, let's sing a lament The world isn't round, it's twisted and bent Oh, come aboard (oh, come aboard) Come aboard, let's sing a lament (Remember Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil?) The world isn't round, it's twisted and bent (I knew Phil well, well, well, well, well) Come aboard, let's sing a lament (Remember Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe) The world isn't round, it's twisted and bent (I knew Joe well, well, well, well, well) Come aboard, let's sing a lament (Remember Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil?) The world isn't round, it's twisted and bent (I knew Phil well, well, well, well, well) Come aboard, let's sing a lament (Remember Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe) The world isn't round, it's twisted and bent (I knew Joe well, well, well, well, well) Remember Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil? I remember Phil well, well, well, well, well Remember Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe I knew Joe well, well, well, well, well Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe Well, well, well, well, well Phil well, well, well, well, well Well, well, well, well, well